Leisurely Life: I Have Ten Thousand Acres of Grassland

Chapter 260 - 258: Man vs. Goose? Ferocious Geese!

Jiang Feng planted the giant pumpkin seeds in the flower pot.

In reality, there are indeed giant pumpkins, especially since foreigners love the whole Halloween thing, so the market prospects for giant pumpkins are pretty good.

Huaxia people like to eat pumpkin porridge and don’t really use pumpkins for decoration, so not many Huaxia people plant giant pumpkins.

Just like that, Jiang Feng did it, adding some fun to his livestream.

The seeds planted, a little water poured, and no more care needed.

Just wait for the flowers to bloom, then manually pollinate, and you’ll get fruit.

The next few days at the ranch went smoothly.

Jiang Feng fully embraced his slacker nature, wandering around with cats, dogs, and foxes every day.

He also went to the lakeside to check on the Little Tibetan Fox.

While at it, he put the wooden boat into the lake water, and rowed it to catch some fish.

The main theme was leisure.

In the evening, Jiang Feng chatted with his girlfriend.

Australian Milk Candy confirmed her pregnancy, already a month along, and at this rate, in another month, she should be able to give birth.

Jiang Feng was contemplating whether to take Xiaojin Hua over for a visit but decided it wasn’t necessary.

After all, Xiaojin Hua couldn’t help much, and Milk Candy’s pregnancy surely needs peace and quiet.

Just leave it for now.

Just waiting for the little Border Collies to be born to surprise Xiaojin Hua.

Jiang Feng laughed in the video chat:

"When these two little ones are born, Lucky and Wealthy will be grandparents."

"This family, it quickly becomes three generations together."

Liu Yiyi chimed in:

"That’s when it’s lively, Xiaojin Hua has good lineage, the babies will certainly be pretty."

"Milk Candy isn’t purebred Australian Milk Candy, her dad is a merle Border Collie, and her mom is a merle Australian Milk Candy, so Milk Candy has half Border Collie lineage, but Australian Milk Candy genes are quite strong."

Hearing Liu Yiyi’s words, Jiang Feng was slightly delighted.

"Milk Candy has merle Border Collie lineage too, I said her color combo is so pretty."

Milk Candy truly is a rare gem of a good dog, I bet Liu Yiyi spent quite a bit when buying her.

Worth every penny, that’s just how the market works.

The most common Border Collies are black, then there’s gold, and rarer are merle Border Collies and tricolor Border Collies.

Merle Border Collie is essentially a dazzling grey, while tricolor Border Collies are called Bernese mountain dog colors, with black, white, and brown.

Jiang Feng anticipates in his heart.

If Milk Candy could give birth to a merle Little Border Collie, that would be great.

Because Jiang Feng quite likes merle Border Collies too.

If that’s true, the Border Collie family would be complete.

It’d be like owning the world’s coolest herding dog family.

The two chatted for a bit longer, then hung up to rest.

The next morning, as usual, Jiang Feng livestreamed, patrolling the ranch.

His cousin Jiang Youwei, because he had about a week left of summer holiday, came to play at the ranch before going back to school.

At this time, Jiang Feng noticed Jiang Youwei standing in the poultry area, looking at the geese inside the fence.

"Brother, can I eat those goose eggs?"

Seeing Jiang Feng, Jiang Youwei pointed to the goose eggs in the nest.

"Those two eggs are fertilized, meant for hatching, not for eating."

"If you want to eat goose eggs, just buy them from the management area, there’s plenty."

Jiang Feng told him.

Upon hearing, Jiang Youwei nodded and looked at the nearby big white geese, eyes eager.

Clearly, Jiang Youwei wanted to play with these big white geese.

He then approached the fence, reaching out to touch the head of the big white goose.

Seeing this, Jiang Feng immediately said:

"Be careful, these big white geese are not to be messed with, don’t provoke them."

"Brother, it’s fine, what’s there to fear, they can’t bite me, right?" Jiang Youwei replied casually.

However, just as he finished his sentence, he immediately let out a cry.

"Ah~~~~"

The big white goose, seeing Jiang Youwei’s hand reaching over, didn’t hesitate and bit down directly.

Although goose mouths don’t have sharp teeth, the feeling of its beak clamping onto skin is quite painful.

Jiang Youwei quickly withdrew his hand, while the goose proudly flapped its wings, puffed its chest, and acted fierce.

Jiang Feng couldn’t help but smile.

At that moment, during the livestream, users laughed out loud.

[Hahaha, this kid is quite naughty!]

[A cheeky kid, just let him be!]

[Daring to provoke geese, this guy is a village tyrant who loves fighting!]

[I’ve seen a girl chased by a wing-flapping goose, this thing is really aggressive!]

Annoyed by being bitten, Jiang Youwei quickly retaliated, giving the goose a hard slap.

The goose was stunned after being hit, standing there dumbfounded.

This goose was enraged, making gabbling sounds, and the nearby geese gathered around.

Then, unexpectedly, the scene unfolded.

The three big white geese suddenly flapped their wings fiercely, and flew up, out of the fence, rushing towards Jiang Youwei.

Jiang Youwei was just a child; he had never seen such a scene and hurriedly ran back.

This guy was also a bit of a troublemaker. After being caught up by the goose, it bit his behind, and he retaliated by giving the goose a couple of punches.

The scene was a chaotic mess.

"Bro, bro!"

While running, Jiang Youwei called out for Jiang Feng’s help.

He fled in panic, running towards Jiang Feng.

The goose fought more valiantly, as if its hunter’s instincts had been triggered.

The faster the prey ran, the more excited it became.

Geese can be aggressive to strangers but are generally docile to their owners, which is why some farmers use geese to guard their homes.

Jiang Youwei hadn’t been at the farm long, so it was normal for the geese to attack him since they didn’t recognize him.

Jiang Youwei ran forward as the goose chased him from behind, pecking at his soft behind incessantly.

He felt a sharp pain in his buttocks.

Jiang Feng couldn’t stand it any longer and immediately stepped in front of him, facing the three large white geese head-on.

Two of the geese saw Jiang Feng and immediately halted their chase.

As the owner, Jiang Feng was safe from their attacks.

However, one goose had clearly lost its mind, flaring its wings aggressively and issuing a brazen "honk honk" towards Jiang Feng.

Seeing this, Jiang Feng pointed at it and serenely asked:

"Hm?"

Hearing Jiang Feng’s questioning tone, the goose immediately calmed down, stopped honking, and its previously dark eyes became clear.

It turned around, shaking its large behind, and quickly ran back.

Jiang Youwei couldn’t hold back and started crying. Jiang Feng redirected the drone’s camera so it wouldn’t capture this scene.

After all, it wouldn’t be good for the child’s mental state.

The joys and sorrows of people are not shared, as viewers in the livestream laughed uproariously, finding the scene of the goose chasing people to be immensely entertaining.

[Hahaha, these geese are too funny!]

[Every time I see such a scene, it makes me happy!]

[I laugh every time I see this!]

[If you can’t handle them, don’t mess with them!]

Life on the farm is always joyful.

Jiang Youwei rubbed his behind and quickly left.

Jiang Feng brought him some Special Red Flower Oil, letting him apply it himself.

The Red Flower Oil is very effective for external use; the swelling should go down in two or three days.

After this incident, Jiang Youwei dared not provoke the large white geese again.

Jiang Feng herded the three large white geese back inside the fence.

The geese honked excitedly, seemingly not having had enough.

After all, soft behinds provide a pleasant bite.

"Good thing only three geese came out."

Jiang Feng said, looking at the dozen or so geese inside the fence.

"If all of them had come out, it would have been really troublesome."

"White geese are pretty strong fighters; even though their bills are flat, they can both peck and bite, and they flap their wings too."

"If you do run into them, don’t run. Just face them head-on. If your aura is stronger, they’ll back down on their own."

Hearing Jiang Feng’s words, the viewers began to tease:

[Farm owner, go in and perform for us!]

[Let’s see you fight the flock of geese alone!]

[Give us a demonstration!]

Jiang Feng chuckled lightly at the comments and responded:

"It’s not that I won’t demonstrate; geese are loyal to their owners."

"They won’t attack me."

Saying this, Jiang Feng walked into the goose pen.

As expected, after he went in, the geese just milled about, showing no hostility towards him at all.

Two of the geese even approached, honking, thinking Jiang Feng was there for feeding.

Jiang Feng walked over to the nest, where a female goose was nesting on eggs.

Her body was very soft, carefully wrapping around the eggs.

Upon Jiang Feng’s approach, the female goose looked at him, showing no wariness in her dark eyes.

Jiang Feng picked the female goose up, counted the eggs in the nest, and then carefully set her back down.

"All three eggs are intact."

"They’re about to hatch soon."

"You need to check occasionally, as there are cases when the eggs might get smashed during incubation."

"If they do get broken, you have to clean it up promptly."

Jiang Feng explained.

The geese were all well-fed and sturdy.

These geese weren’t particularly fond of water. Though Jiang Feng had taken them to the lake, only one or two actually went in, while the rest just stood by and watched.

Next door, the ducks fenced in were the complete opposite; those gray ducks ran down to the lakeside every day.

The geese wandered around inside the pen.

The viewers watched through the livestream.

Unfortunately, the highly anticipated battle between man and geese did not occur.

After all, viewers watching the drama don’t mind seeing chaos; they certainly hope for some excitement.