Warhammer: I don't want to become a stinky can!

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The Orctalius Sector was an isolation zone deliberately cleared by the Empire using an extermination order. The purpose was to tie down the Tyranids with the Orks, causing them to weaken each other and thus buying time for the Empire of Man.

According to the original timeline, the most direct consequence of the Empire's actions was that it created two powerful figures who became powerful figures.

The greenskins will evolve, and so will the terrestrials. During the war, the two sides evolved in a tug-of-war, and in the end, the scene that the Empire had hoped for did not appear—one side was defeated and the other side was severely weakened.

After gaining enough experience, both sides received epic-level enhancements and then seemed ready to tackle the Human Empire dungeon.

Humans are sweating profusely.

But this time, Hades decided to lead the Greenskins to fight against the Tyranids.

Previous experiments have proven that his Black Domain is so powerful that Greenskins die instantly upon contact, while Tyrannosaurus disintegrates after being briefly controlled.

In other words, the extraterrestrial beings Tyrannosaurus are commanded by psychic powers, but do not survive entirely on their souls.

Moreover, even after the collapse, Hades, who was observing the stars, also observed small-scale reorganizations of Tyrannosaurus afterward.

Because Hades and his group subsequently avoided the Tyranids, Hades was unsure whether the Tyranids had regained control of psionic commands or learned physical commands.

The former might give Hades a slight respite, but if it's the latter, then it means that the next time Hades uses the Dark Domain on Tyrannosaurus, he must ensure that all individuals shrouded in the Dark Domain die.

We cannot leave them room to evolve.

The Tyranids are evolving too fast. Although the Tyranids are generally similar to the Greenskins in that they become stronger when faced with stronger opponents and continue to evolve, there are still fundamental differences between the two.

Hades knew that the Greenskins were essentially created by the ancient psionic beings, and that their racial evolution and lifestyle clearly showed a dependence on psionic energy.

The Tyranids, on the other hand, are more like a combat tool controlled by a super AI—the swarm's consciousness.

The greens only think about fighting, and as the intensity of war decreases and there is no war for a long time, the population gradually weakens.

The Tyranids are more like creatures that survive, develop, and expand by any means necessary, endlessly devouring biomass and preserving the genomes of all the organisms they encounter—using the appropriate genome in the right environment.

As Hades knows, in the original story, a branch similar to soulless worms even evolved within the Tyranids.

The Empire should perhaps try to study the Tyranid genome.

Hades thought of it, but unfortunately he wasn't an expert in biology. He might be able to create a mechanical insect with the physical structure of a biomimetic insect, but the remaining finer adjustments would involve a more blasphemous area.

Having thoroughly analyzed the two dominant powers in the Euclius star system, Hades had already devised his strategy.

He first spread the cult of death among the Greenskins, and then led the Greenskins to fight the Tyranids. In the original story, the Tyranids were actually the stronger side in the war against Octareus. So this time, Hades took the initiative to help the Greenskins evolve and defeat the Tyranids first.

Then, depending on the situation, if Mortarion still needs faith, Hades will launch a holy war among the Greenskins, waging a purge of heretics and tearing the Greenskins apart from within; if Mortarion no longer needs faith, Hades will directly use the Dark Domain to launch a surprise attack on the Greenskins.

The main focus is on someone who doesn't uphold martial ethics.

Furthermore, the characteristics of the Greenskins also make it easier for Hades to launch surprise attacks—a sizable Greenskin force needs a warboss to lead them. If no leading Greenskin is found, the Greenskin force will remain at a low level until that Greenskin appears out of nowhere.

Therefore, in theory, Hades only needs to use the Dark Domain to eliminate the leadership and main research level of the Greenskins to immediately reduce the threat posed by them.

They are a divinely ordained, manipulable fighting race.

Hades thought to himself, "As expected of an ancient saint." Although he always felt slightly uncomfortable when he thought of the ancient saint.

After sharing his thoughts with Black and Magnus, Black continued to support Hades, while Magnus shouted blasphemy. Hades then had a friendly conversation with the Primarch, and Magnus wisely and decisively put aside his prejudices.

And they are willing to provide psionic effects support for Hades' Greenskin cause.

Hades silently gave Magnus a thumbs up and once again refrained from commenting "Brother, you smell so good!"

Perhaps for Hades, the only difficulty in waaaaghing with the Greenskins is that he needs to restrain himself.

Don't harvest the green skin prematurely, even if he's a little hungry.

Chapter 572 Fraud

"Boys!"

The big-toothed dog shouted, raising its powerful spear and firing a few shots at the red sky.

"We can't escape!" it said. "Those cunning big bugs ate the leader! We finally managed to get out, but there's nowhere else to go!"

The big front tooth paused for a moment. It was originally the leader, leading its warrior, Big Mouth, in a fierce battle with the big insects. It was bitten to death by a ground worm that crawled out from underground, and its intestines were splattered all over the ground.

It was right next to the leader of the warriors. Under the shameless sneak attack of the insects, Big Mouth smiled at the dumbfounded Big Teeth and, with a waaagh, smashed the ground insect hard with its severed upper body.

It was only through the warrior's final desperate struggle that the front tooth escaped.

It originally planned to lead the remaining greens back in a waaaagh style! To avenge the Warlord, and then become a stronger, even more waaaagh hero than the Big Mouth!

But there were just too many bugs! During the first Waaagh counterattack, Big Tooth watched helplessly as his loyal followers were pierced right through by the bugs' massive mouths!

They were almost immediately terrified! They scrambled away to where there were no insects.

But the insects kept closing in, and they were all going to be eaten by them!

Big Tooth looked at the big gun in his hand with grief and indignation. It had ultimately let down Brother Gao and Brother Mao! Why wasn't he as powerful and domineering as Boss Big Mouth?!

"Good lads—!!!" Big Tooth shouted hoarsely. It knew they weren't good enough to waagh. The best waagh lads had long since died happily in battle. This group was full of cowards. They were the fastest runners and therefore hadn't been eaten yet.

But it remembered the last glance from Big Mouth Boss before it died—its bean-like eyes held so much. Big Mouth Boss had always longed for a giant waaaaagh, a world-shaking waaAAAgh!

It entrusted this wish to the front tooth!

The big front tooth failed to fulfill Big Mouth Boss's wish! Afraid of being eaten by a big bug, it was then scolded by Big Mouth Boss in front of Brother Gao and Brother Mao for being soft, small, and cowardly!

"Good lads! Big Mouth Boss told me! We're going to WAAAAGH one last time! We'll WAAAAGH better than those bugs even if we die!!!"

The big-toothed creature raised its big gun and fired a few more shots. Then it turned around gracefully and used the big gun to attack the horde of giant insects that were surging towards it like a sea.

"Follow me!!! WAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

Big Mouth Boss, I've come to find you!

Big Tooth jumped off the mound, ready to feed himself to the insects, when he heard a shrill cry of "Boss!!"

It whirled around and saw Skinny pointing dumbfoundedly at the sky behind it. "Boss... Boss... look! What's that?!"

stab.

A crisp sound shattered the insects' roars.

The big front tooth suddenly turned its head and saw, under the crimson sky, a swarm of large insects rushing towards them all over the mountains and fields, covering the earth and filling the sky with their dark mass.

A plume of black smoke rose from the swarm of insects, but it was as weak as a fart.

"What?"

The big front tooth said that its tiny, beady eyes were filled with confusion as if it hadn't quite caught up, but then it heard a sharp crack.

Now it saw it: a bright green arc of electricity flashing amidst the dense swarm of insects.

The big front tooth felt that moment became very slow, very slow. Its wrinkled, pale face, which had become wrinkled from fear, was once again illuminated by the emerald green light. It stood there dumbfounded, and with a clatter, the big gun in its hand fell to the ground.

"Brother Gao and Brother Mao are above me..."

The big front teeth muttered, and before them, a massive, pale green lightning bolt struck through the swarm of insects, instantly blasting them away and reducing them to ashes.

Hey bro... you swung your axe here?!

One after another, bolts of lightning shot up from among the insect swarm, crackling and emitting a burnt, pungent smell like roasted meat. The insects watched all this with wide eyes, unable to tell whether it was Brother Gao or Brother Mao who had appeared.

Or perhaps it's the spirit of Big Mouth manifesting from the heavens beneath Brother Mao's command!

The axe strike from Brother Gao exploded like thunder among the insect swarm! The very center of the thunderclap was instantly swallowed up by the swarm, like a tsunami, instantly piling up into a thick mountain.

Arcs of electricity crackled and popped from between the layers of insect limbs! The big front tooth saw the insect mountain shattered, and the little insects didn't even leave behind their corpses, instantly turning into ashes!

good chance!

The big front tooth, whose mind had just started working, remembered what it was going to do—it was going to waagh for a show, with Brother Mao and Brother Gai helping it!

It immediately picked up its large gun that had fallen to the ground, raised its arm, and

"Kids, follow me! Waaa—"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

A louder, stronger, more powerful, and even more WAAAGH! shout broke off the front teeth and struck down from the depths of the insect swarm, the shockwave even overturning the swarm once again!

That was the roar of an ancient ferocious beast! That was their leader, coming to guide them to the Great WAAAGH!

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!”

The green-skinned men responded joyfully to the gifts from the Russians, but for some reason, shouting "waaagh!" at the gifts didn't make them any more "waaagh," but instead made the brothers present even more tired!

But the excited greens were unaware of their slight physical discomfort. "God of the land! God of war!" they cried. They immediately grabbed their weapons and angrily charged at the insects that had sent them running for their lives.

Swing the big chopping knife in his hand and press down the big spray in his hand!

The remaining small groups of greenskins immediately rushed towards the swarm of insects. Even though the massive insect horde completely ignored them, the greenskins, driven by their fighting spirit, still charged forward, tearing apart the slower-moving individuals in the swarm with their large slashes and chops.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

That earth-shattering WAAAAAGH still inspired them! They knew victory was theirs! Their large front teeth cleaved fiercely, and every greenskin spontaneously wanted to get closer to the big boss in the very center of the battlefield!

Until the entire swarm of insects began to retreat in unison, chasing after the green skin on the insects' heads, they frantically fussed over their two legs, wishing they could grow two more.

The sounds of fierce fighting subsided at some point, perhaps when the Zerg stopped wasting ammunition and focused on retreating.

Close! Closer!

"WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"

With tears welling up in its eyes, the big front tooth called out to its new boss, and emerald arcs of electricity rose like a tide from the insect swarm, splitting the swarm in two before it.

The big front tooth stared wide-eyed as it saw a giant WAAAAAAAAAGH leader standing at the end of the swarm. It was tall, majestic, and unparalleled in the world, many, many times larger than the big-mouthed leader.

However, Hades said quietly on the other end.

"Magnus, add some special effects."

A green mist mixed with darkness rose from beside the newly cleared road. In a daze, Big Tooth saw a little green skin with small fleshy wings blowing its trumpet in the sky, and countless huge green skin bosses standing on both sides of the road, staring at it fiercely.

At the end of the Heavenly Road, behind the colossal WAAAAAAGH boss, a dark green giant phantom, hooded and wielding a scythe, faintly emerges.

Green, enormous, that is...

The big front tooth wiped the drool from its mouth, then suddenly looked up and saw the big boss standing in front of it!

Its front teeth clattered to the ground. It stared at the black boss, but for some reason, it couldn't utter the WAAAAAGH it was supposed to.

"You useless front tooth!" the front tooth cursed itself, but its mouth trembled and it couldn't utter the sound "WAAAAAGH".

"You!" the gang leader spoke, his voice fierce and menacing, with a strange accent.

"You spineless coward! Listen up! I, in the name of the Grim Reaper Mortalian, have brought you here to launch a massive WAAAAAGH!!!"

I'm so sorry, I'm really too exhausted to type anymore. I think I ate something wrong last night. I went to the toilet eight or nine times today and I'm almost collapsing. That's all I can type now.

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Thank you so much to [JESTA0045] for being the Alliance Leader! I'm sorry I didn't check the backend the other day and didn't see your Alliance Leader post! Thanks again!!!

Chapter 573 Managing Your Green Farm

Hades, the infamous leader of the Underworld clans, once said...

"WAAAAAGH!!! In the name of Boss Mortalian! If you don't work, you die!!!"

Then, the gang leader immediately pointed, and the lazy green-skinned man pointed at died on the spot.

The rest of the greens were so frightened that they immediately began to work hard. Thanks to the boss's reasonable and exploitative work allocation schedule, the greens' production efficiency on this planet increased by 370% that month.

There's not much to say; the first step in any great undertaking begins with a rapid increase in productivity.

The green-skinned animals are quick to market, have short education cycles, and are further enhanced by my divination power, making them innately divine beings. In a daze, Hades felt that he had gained the happiness of a black-hearted capitalist.

He should probably make himself a whip.

But Hades held back.

Give him four months, and he will transform a barren planet into a vibrant, green-skinned one.

On the plains, there are vast fields of mushrooms.

The mushroom patch was teeming with life. The fertile soil was so fertile that you could even hear the mycelium rustling as it took root. Pipi and Shigogu popped up among the mushrooms, and soft waaagh occasionally escaped from between the green mushrooms.

Truckload after truckload of shredded remains and leftovers were dumped by Squiggle next to the mushroom patch. The greens threw in Jumpers and Fartings, letting these little green creatures hop around to make the fertilizer even finer.

After being left to compost for a day and a night, the compost will be shoveled into the mushroom field by the green fertilizer boys.

The Harvesters stood in the fields, dragging out the new greenskins who had just arrived in the Happy Wars world, throwing them into the wagons pulled by Squiggle, and then transporting them out of this vast mushroom plain.