Warhammer: I don't want to become a stinky can!

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Three seconds later,

"Come down, Black, my Dark Domain works on Greenskins."

Hades opened the communication channel and said.

"receive."

In the communication, Blake replied that the shuttle had begun to descend slowly.

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Hades squatted on the ground, poking the green creature with a small stick. The ugly green creature in front of him was indeed dead, just as he had thought.

The Greenskins are a race of psionic beings who evolve using the "WAAAAAGH" force field. Even a single Greenskin will spontaneously enhance itself using its psionic power.

As for the power of my thoughts, it is a standard yet sinister psychic power that can only be used by orcs. It manifests as the orc thinking something is what it is, and that thing will become what it is.

Hades's dark domain had just enveloped this area, directly devouring all the WAAAAAGH force fields in the area—and these greenskins died instantly.

Although the deaths caused by Hades' Dark Domain cannot have any warp effects, Hades did this merely to test whether the Dark Domain would work. If the Dark Domain didn't work, then it would be too reckless for a single soldier to storm a green-skinned planet.

Hades stood up and deliberately chose a green mining area to land in. Countless large machines that looked like piles of garbage were leaning against the mine shafts, ore was piled up on a flat surface not far away, and there were even some decent-looking smelting machines.

However, since Hades cut off all the WAAAAAGH force fields here, the machines are now slowly collapsing, and loud bangs can be heard from time to time in the distance.

The technology the Greenskins came up with is completely unreliable. Humans are completely unable to learn or imitate the Greenskins' technology because this race's technology is actually mixed with psionic energy and doesn't really conform to physics.

Hades estimated the machines that would collapse, the industrial debris forming a natural defensive terrain for him, as well as providing him with metal to drive.

“Father, the greenskins are coming.”

Blake's voice came through the channel; Hades had sent the kid to keep watch on the perimeter.

“Received,” Hades said, raising his hand casually. A verdant arc of electricity rose between his fingers. He thought for a moment, and the metal turned into liquid, slowly casting the shape of two giant axes.

The chains climbed up, were attached to the two axes, and then wrapped around the arms.

Hades wields two axes; for the greenskins, a simpler, more direct approach is better.

Moreover, it also lets him wield the axe, setting an example for Blake.

"I'll be there right away."

Hades said.

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“WAAAAAGH!!!”

"Get them to it!!!"

Green trains! Green trains! Green trains everywhere! Big ones, small ones, all kinds of green trains surged up like a tide, cheering and jumping for joy.

"Fight! Fight! Fight!"

Those melee-savvy, top-notch lads of the Goff clan charged toward the giant black shrimp! They were initially furious that the shrimp had destroyed their mining area, but soon, they were all immersed in the atmosphere of having a good, fun fight!

WAAAAAGH!!

Although that big black shrimp looks strong and can fight, we have so many good lads in our tribe! One Orc and one stick are enough to kill him!

The shooting buddies and pistol buddies hid behind the special forces buddies and tough guys, their big guns spitting out flashes of fire. The big black shrimps were incredibly easy to aim at! You could practically aim without even using your eyes!

"Get out of the way!"

Hand Grenade Boy, holding its large explosive, swung it like a thrower, bypassing its excited kin, and smashed it straight at the little black shrimp.

"Get out of here!!! WAAAAAAGH!! I want his head!!"

Bang! Bang! Bang! The earth trembled! The heavily armored leader raised its foot and stomped the unlucky guy under its feet flat with a thud. Its huge claws swung wildly, as if it were directly fighting the big black guy.

The green-skinned creatures in front of it quickly moved aside, afraid of being trampled by the super-heavy boss. That would be too un-WAAAAAGH!

“WAAAAAGH!!!”

The green tide surged and boiled, and beneath a round, red setting sun, atop a high mountain of piled-up metal waste stood that big black guy.

The little black guy went down to chop up the boys. He also took a big axe and chopped fiercely!

"Let me come!"

The brave and courageous young men directly challenged Little Blackie to a fight, but because there were too many good young men who wanted to fight Little Blackie, and there was only one Little Blackie, some of the good young men started fighting each other before that.

As Little Black Shrimp fought, he shouted those strange phrases that shrimps often say, such as "For Mingwang" and "For Aunt Si," which were not as exciting as WAAAAAGH!

Hades blinked, gazing at the boundless green tide.

Hades thought that this way, even if the Greenskins were defeated and retreated, he would still have enough lives left.

Hades blinked. He remembered Magnus's words: it's best to be specific... but would shouting really work?

Hades questioned Magnus, who shook his head in horror and asked Hades why he had framed Mortharian. Hades then crossed out the phrase "For Mortharian!"

But gazing at the vast expanse of green, a vibrant and exhilarating sight, Hades felt a surge of emotion; it would be a shame not to shout something.

Since he himself was Hades, Hades crossed out the phrase "for Hades".

In the end, Hades decided to follow his heart.

On that day, all the green-skinned people in the deep and vast mining area witnessed a miracle.

The blood-red sunset gilded the black helmet with a red edge, and the large, sculpted black man slowly raised his double axes, assuming the posture of a fighter.

"WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"

A deafening roar shot straight into the sky! The next moment, Hades leaped into the green thicket with a powerful leap!

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Seven strikes, seven kills! The double axes danced like ribbons, scattering corpse fragments that traced a graceful curve along the axe blades.

Hades ran with long strides, crushing one or two green-skinned creatures that couldn't retreat in time under his feet with each step. The soft, limp feeling lingered under his boots, and Hades felt as if he were running on clouds.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Green mud bloomed at his feet, splashing like water droplets.

“WAAAAAGH!!!”

Hades shouted, and swung his axe twice more haphazardly. Wet, hot bodies flew up within the range of his arms, and he heard the greenskins scream in terror.

"WAAGH!!! Don't run!!!"

Hades reacted swiftly, swinging his axe in a perfect parabola through the air. The greenskins stared in disbelief as they looked up to see the enormous axe sweep across their heads.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

The giant axe swung straight at the heavily armored leader, and *crack!* It slammed into the very center of the leader's head, sliding smoothly down and splitting him in two perfectly!

!!!

Monster!

We can't beat them! We can't beat them! We can't beat them!

Retreat! Retreat!

The leader next to the heavily armored leader suddenly dropped his axe with a loud "whoosh," and turned to run away.

With his hand gripping the chain, Hades yanked the thrown axe back up. The axe, which had been lying on the ground, rose up again and flew straight toward Hades. In the straight line that the axe returned to, first were the feet that had been cut off, then the boys that had been cut in half, and finally the heads that had been split open!

terrible!

The green-skinned men, who had been so excited just moments before, almost immediately scattered. The boys took off running, begging Brother Gao and Brother Mao to give them two more legs.

"Don't run!!!"

The roar of the giant black shrimp knocked over several of the boys in front of him. Then, a gust of wind swept through the green tide, and wherever it went, the green creatures were smashed to pieces!

Only a fool wouldn't run! The green-skinned men scattered and fled into the distance.

"Little Mag!!! I choose you!!!"

Big Black Shrimp roared angrily, wielding a reddish-brown rock in his hand, and hurled it straight at the fastest and most agile boy in the lead. The boy, thinking it was Big Boom, immediately turned to jelly, clutching his head and collapsing to the ground.

"I won't die, I won't die."

The boy shouted loudly, but the strange rock just stood there, motionless in front of him. A scream came from the rock—"Hey! The rock, the rock is talking!"

[One last time!!! My name is Magnus!!! The Crimson King!!!]

A burst of crackling electric arcs shot up with a whoosh, and the first one only felt a flash of light before its eyes, and then it was cooked on its own, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside!

"And—" Magnus roared, "What are you yelling about—idiot!!!"

The crimson giant rose into the air, violent arcs of electricity crackling around his arms. Magnus, enraged, swung his arms violently several times.

The next moment, several streaks of lightning flashed across the sky in front of the fleeing green army!

Unable to brake in time, the boys charged straight ahead and crashed into the enemy with a series of loud bangs! The overwhelming smell of burning flesh instantly filled the entire battlefield.

Whoa whoa whoa!

The boys who had just stopped hurriedly pushed back, then ran out from behind. The clueless boys collided, the green bikes lost their balance and fell down, only to be trampled into fertile green mud by the boys behind.

Magnus continued to wave his arms, arcs of electricity dancing between his hands as if they were alive.

"You little brat!" Magnus shouted in exasperation, "Stop calling him 'that idiot father'! Call him Mortalian! Mortalian!!!"

【Motalian!!!】

“WAAAAAAAGH!!!”

Stop WAAAAAGH, you idiot!!!

With Magnus blocking his way, Hades began his slaughter without restraint. He first picked off the larger ones, then those he found pleasing to the eye. He deliberately left Black's area untouched, letting Black kill them at his own pace.

"For Death! For Mortalian!!!"

"WAAAAAGH!!!" Blake yelled, yanking the power axe out of the boss's backside.

[Idiots!!!]

That's all, great! My buddy got dragged out shopping. My friends were looking at clothes and waiting in line for food, while I was just typing this on my phone. Sorry for the late post.

Chapter 567 The Only Day Hades Wins

“WAAAAAGH!!!”

A plume of black smoke billowed from the exploded gun muzzle, bang! The last screaming green-skinned creature collapsed to the ground. Hades curled his lip and casually tossed the gun he had unloaded from the heavy armored boss into the pile of corpses.

He shook the liquid that had splashed on his head, turned his head and saw that the battle on Blake's side was almost over. Mingzi was like a real butcher, with green-skinned corpses slowly sliding off his armor.

Now, the average elevation of the small plain where they are located has risen by about one to three and a half points.

Hades pulled himself out of the pile of corpses and stumbled along the edge of the green tide.

"Little Mag! Is that enough?!"

【My name is Magnus!!! You Oglin!】

"Okay, little Mag! Received, little Mag!"

[Negative psychic energy Oglin!!!]

Hades walked over nonchalantly, wiping the green blood off his face with the back of his hand, and casually stuck his two axes into the ground, making a hissing sound.

Hades stood beside Magnus, looking up at the corpses scattered across the hillside. "Is this enough? If not, I'll find some more."

Magnus took a deep breath. "Use these for now."

"That's good,"

Hades began, but before he could finish, Magnus interrupted him aggressively.

"You!" Magnus said angrily, "What did you just shout? Do you know that every word has a meaning? Vocabulary is beautiful, it's two-way; you should be responsible for every word you utter!"

Hades blinked and reached out to stop Blake, who had just finished fighting and was running over, ready to swing his axe at Magnus due to inertia.

"Hmm..." Hades drawled, "Of course I know what I'm shouting."

He said matter-of-factly, "I would have a negative impact on the warp, so of course I can't call out Mortarion or the Emperor, but because the two of you are here, I can't..."

Hades looked at Magnus and winked smugly again, "I can't call out to the one in the garden."

“So, after much thought,” Hades said firmly, “only Brother Gao and Brother Mao are left! Brother Gao and Brother Mao are on top!”

Black, standing behind Hades, immediately let out a soft "waagh."


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