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Hua Yao explained, "Because I've been on the internet for many years, I've discovered a pattern: many Chinese male netizens who bypass the Great Firewall to access the internet generally only do two things!"
"First, engage in heated online arguments with foreign netizens who smear China, and insult their ancestors for eighteen generations!"
"Secondly, browsing Pornhub and watching erotic videos!"
"As for why we don't go to South Korea, it's because even though they seem like little teddy bears, all talk and no action, they're actually quite weak. Otherwise, they wouldn't use so many drugs!"
"They're all so weak and lacking in energy. I'm worried I'll drain them to death after just a couple of breaths!"
"This lowly demon only seeks to cultivate essence and energy, and generally does not kill... I beg the great deity to investigate and spare this lowly demon's life!"
After explaining everything, the painting demon obediently lay prostrate on the ground again.
Li Yang was speechless.
aside.
Wang Xiaoya asked curiously, "General Yang, what do you plan to do with it?"
Li Yang thought for a moment and said, "Let's call the police. Professional matters should be handled by professionals. This matter should be under the jurisdiction of the Animal Management Bureau!"
"However, the Animal Management Bureau mainly deals with monsters that have become spirits, I wonder if they handle monsters that have become spirits through calligraphy and painting!"
Hua Yao naturally dared not object to Li Yang's arrangement.
She also has a certain degree of confidence when facing the Animal Control Bureau.
After all, she had only committed two crimes since arriving in China, harming only Hu Ming and Xia Dongqing.
The two of them only lost some vital energy, and at most suffered from kidney deficiency for a while. It wasn't a big deal!
As for the numerous crimes she committed in Japan... Over the past thousand years, she has harmed at least 80,000 to 100,000 Japanese men. Does that count as venting the anger of the country?
soon.
Three people dressed in animal control bureau uniforms arrived at Xia Dongqing's rented room.
"Detective Wu Aiai from the Third Bureau of the Animal Management Bureau in Beijing!"
"Detective Kevin Zhou from the Third Bureau of the Animal Control Bureau in Beijing!"
"Detective Xiao Bian from the Beijing Third Bureau of the Animal Management Bureau!"
Looking at Wu Aiai's familiar celebrity face, Li Yang was momentarily dazed.
As soon as Wu Aiai entered the room, she paused for a moment when she saw Li Yang. Then she stared intently at Li Yang, her expression hesitant, before finally becoming certain.
[Happiness percentage +1%]
"Master Li?!"
Detective Xiao Bian rushed in immediately, "Where is he? Where is he? Where is Master Li?... My God, it really is Master Li!"
Xiao Bian, beaming with excitement, rushed up to Li Yang and excitedly grabbed his hand.
"Hello, Master Li! You are my idol, no, you are my fan, oops, I'm your fan!"
0 ···Requesting flowers···· ···
[Happiness percentage +1%]
On Monday, Detective Kevin pulled Xiao Bian away, then took Li Yang's hand and held it tightly, his excitement no less than Xiao Bian's.
"Hello, Mr. Li, I am Detective Kevin Zhou from the Third Bureau of the Animal Management Bureau. It's a pleasure to serve you!"
[Happiness percentage +1%]
"Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong with you two? Have you forgotten what the Animal Management Bureau's regulations say?"
Wu Aiai told Kevin Zhou and Xiao Bian to get out of the way, then walked shyly to Li Yang.
"Master Li, can we take a picture together later?"
Seeing their reactions, Li Yang asked curiously, "Am I well-known in your Animal Management Bureau?"
Xiao Bian quickly replied, "He's so famous! Whether it's our brother unit, or our Animal Management Bureau, everyone knows the name of the great Li Yang!"
"Many of our Animal Management Bureau members are your fans!"
Li Yang smiled and said, "Let's take care of business first. We can talk later."
The Animal Control Bureau has a special weapon called "Delivery Handcuffs" for sealing monsters, which are made using delivery boxes from the Nationwide Express.
There are handcuffs at the bottom of the package. Once locked in the hands of the monster, all its demonic power will be imprisoned, and its body will become weak and powerless.
Li Yang asked Wu Aiai how the Animal Management Bureau would deal with the painted demon.
Wu Aiai explained, "If what she said before is true and she hasn't committed any major crimes here, then we usually focus on criticism and education!"
"Lock her up for ten days or half a month, let her learn the animal control bureau's monster laws properly, and then transfer her to the Fairy Guild!"
"The Fairy Guild will arrange her future life!"
Fairy Guild Hall?
Li Yang felt that the name was somewhat familiar.
... ...... ...
Isn't this just a copy of the Demon Spirit Guild Hall from the Luo Xiaohei storyline?
Wu Aiai thought Li Yang didn't know about the Fairy Guild, so she kindly introduced it:
"The Fairy Guild is a non-governmental organization, also known as the Fairy Family, which was established under the leadership of our Animal Management Bureau. It is a mutual aid association composed of neutral and lawful fairies!"
"It aims to help every kind-hearted monster better integrate into the human world!"
"In addition, the Fairy Guild will also assist our Animal Control Bureau in hunting down monsters that commit illegal and criminal acts!"
"The super arsonist who caused such a huge mess back then—Suzaku—was only apprehended and brought to justice by our Animal Management Bureau with the help of Mr. 'Infinite,' the honorary head of the Fairy Guild!"
Good heavens, I never expected to hear about Zeng Xiaoxian's glorious deeds as a cheapskate!
Li Yang has confirmed that the Fairy Guild is indeed the Fairy Spirit Guild of this world!
Even the person Infinite exists!
Subsequently.
After taking photos with Li Yang, Wu Aiai and the other two left satisfied with Hua Yao.
Li Yang looked at Xia Dongqing, whose face was pale and weak, and patted him on the shoulder, "When you have time, eat some oysters or chives and do something to replenish your energy!"
Xia Dongqing blushed with embarrassment and stammered, unable to say anything.
The night is deep.
Li Yang first took Wang Xiaoya back to her school dormitory, and then went back to the bar downstairs from the Love Apartment building.
At this time, apart from Zeng Xiaoxian who goes to the radio station to record "Your Moon, My Heart," the other friends are usually hanging out at the bar.
Lu Ziqiao was occasionally away, riding off on horseback.
Li Yang was surprised to find an unexpected semi-acquaintance in the booth area.
King Ye!
"Mr. Li Yang!"
Upon seeing Li Yang arrive, Wang Ye was the first to greet him.
"What brings Master Wang here?"
Wang Ye sighed helplessly, "I made a big splash at the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony, which angered my master, who then expelled me from the sect."
"Having no other choice, I have to go home. My home is in the capital!"
Li Yang smiled and said, "I know that. He's the third son of Wang Weiguo, the chairman of China Overseas Group. I'm asking you why you came to Love Apartment?"
Wang Ye was stunned for a moment.
"You know that too?"
Wang Ye always claimed to be a poor Taoist priest, but no one knew that his supposed poverty was actually "billion-dollar poverty"!
Seeing that Li Yang seemed to know everything, Wang Ye cut to the chase:
"Because I revealed the Feng Hou Qi Men technique at the Luo Tian Da Jiao ceremony, my home has been visited by a large number of unknown people since the day before yesterday!"
"Not only was my house ransacked, but many places were also bugged. The perpetrators carefully restored everything they found, so that most people wouldn't even notice!"
"Anyone capable of doing these things must be an extraordinary individual!"
"They're definitely targeting me, so to prevent these people from hurting my family, I've decided to move out... Love Apartment is my first choice!"
Li Yang nodded. "Oh, so you're here to rent a house. This should be Teacher Zeng's job, but he's at work. Let me introduce it to you."
"The Love Apartment has four bedrooms and two living rooms, with a monthly rent of 20,000 yuan. However, couples who stay together will have all utilities free and their rent halved!"
"Master Wang could find a girlfriend and split the rent!"
Wang Ye's lips twitched slightly.
"I'm a Taoist priest, after all. Girlfriends and such are too far away for me. Twenty thousand it is, I'll rent it for a year first!"
Li Yang nodded. "Now that we've discussed the rent, let's talk about the protection fee!"
Wang was completely dumbfounded.
"What protection money?" the beggar asked.
Chapter Sixty-Five: Coming to our Love Apartment's territory without even saying hello?
"Protection fee? What protection fee? I've already paid a year's rent, and you still want to charge me protection fee?"
Wang also feigned poverty, saying, "It wasn't easy for a poor Taoist priest like me to save up 200,000; it was all my private savings squeezed out from between my teeth!"
"I have no money, but I won't give you my life!"
Li Yang sneered, "I know you don't have money, but your father does!"
"Besides, your 200,000 yuan rent is paid to the landlord, it's none of our business!"
"The reason you want to move into Love Apartment is because those people monitoring you outside won't dare to easily come in and harass you, right?"
Wang Ye's expression froze, then he deflated, "Fine, fine, I'll give you protection money, how much?"
"Ten million!"
"Holy crap!" Wang Ye exclaimed in shock. "Why don't you just rob me? Do you think I'm worth ten million?"
Li Yang pondered for a moment, then said, "If you were to sell yourself to Love Apartment, I might not charge you any money!"
Wang hurriedly waved his hand, "Forget it, forget it, ten million it is, but could you please help protect my family?"
"If it's just my safety, it doesn't matter. I'll fight them to the death!"
"But if those guys hurt my family, that's something I absolutely cannot accept!"
Li Yang spread his hands, "Love Apartment only plays high-level games. If any powerful guys try to harm your family members, Love Apartment will step in!"
"However, I'm afraid of getting my hands dirty dealing with some rotten fish and shrimp. But I can point you in the right direction!"
Wang Ye took a deep breath. "What advice do you have for me?"
"Seeking official asylum!"
"You mean it goes everywhere?"
Wang Ye sighed, "Actually, I had thought about it before, but those people who were monitoring me came for Feng Hou Qi Men, so it's possible that Na Du Tong might also be eyeing the Eight Extraordinary Techniques!"
He's now terrified of everything.
Li Yang smiled slightly, "Then you can find Zhang Chulan. He is also a successor of the Eight Extraordinary Techniques, so he should be able to empathize with your experience!"
Wang Ye's eyes lit up slightly. "That's a good '693' idea..."
Li Yang chuckled, "But you'd better be prepared to bleed a lot; he's definitely going to rip you off!"
hiss~
Wang also had a toothache. He was a carefree Taoist priest, and he never thought that he would have a headache over money one day.
Li Yang was pleased to see that Wang Ye was also interested in contacting Zhang Chulan.
Earn ten million for free!