Gensokyo's Dimensional Black Shop

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Wait a minute, the weak Jehovah, the cunning and fat Shakya... why do these characters, who are famous in various mythologies, sound so different when you say them?

After hesitating for a while between the two options, "White Demon maliciously smears these big shots for some reason" and "The Little Garden and Gensokyo are both places where morals are lost," White Demon chose the former.

Hmm...how about giving it a try?

"King of the White Night, may I ask if Odin is in the Little Garden? You mean the king of the gods in Norse mythology?"

"Why are you asking about this blind man?" White Yaksha looked at White Ye in confusion: "Are you also interested in his cane that's said to be 100% accurate in hitting its target?"

"...A walking stick?"

“Gangnir,” White Yaksha replied in a matter-of-fact tone.

white night:"……"

I'm turning in my grave! And even if he lost an eye, Odin wouldn't need a guide cane, would he?

"Forget about Gungnirs. Although they're not the originals, I can give you a few if you want them... I can sell you a few to play with." Putting away those god-slaying weapons, Bai Ye stuck more than a dozen Gungnirs into the floor one by one under Bai Yacha's astonished gaze... The originals were still in the hands of that cute young lady from the Crimson Pavilion.

"You didn't happen to go through Ragnarok dozens of times, world after world, playing with Odin and the others, did you?" Staring at the nearest Gungnir for a while, White Yaksha stammered out a question.

Damn, although she also had some thoughts about Gungnir, it was just a little bit. After being defeated and forced to back down last time, the atmosphere between her and the gods in the Little Garden was actually quite tense. She never expected that after the Fantasy Crystal, she would see so many Gungnir that she could buy them wholesale in this place.

I'm suddenly looking forward to seeing Odin's reaction to these Gungnirs.

"It's not as exaggerated as you think. It just so happens that I know the guy in this world who possesses Gungnir, and with her help, I replicated these projections that can only be used once. As for their strength, they don't feel as overpowered as the legends say, but the most basic 'guaranteed hit' and 'oath' effects still work. Just treat them as toys to pass the time when you're bored... 100,000 Origin Coins each."

Although they had never actually fought, Bai Ye's intuition told him that Bai Yacha was definitely among the top tier of powerful individuals he had ever encountered, both in terms of strength and vision. Therefore, Bai Ye didn't exaggerate too much; he simply added a zero after the replicated ten thousand...

"I was just reading the instruction manual and I wanted to ask, what is Origin Coin? Is it the currency issued by your store?"

"About half and half..." Bai Ye took out more than ten Origin Coins from his account. The small stack of golden coins bounced in his hand, creating a pretty good visual impact.

"Do you think I'm stupid to trade something like this for a mere toy?" White Yaksha stared intently at the small stack of Origin Coins in White Night's hand: "This is a shop, right? Since you can sell things, you should also be able to buy back things, right... Is buying back also done using this kind of currency?"

Bai Ye nodded... It seems that the allure of the Origin is truly extraordinary for powerful individuals whose vision has reached a certain level.

Whether it was Aiwass, Aleister, or now White Demon, their reactions all confirm this.

Chapter 217 I am your most beloved little princess (shy)

As a fully functional store, although it may lack some goods, Bai Ye believes it does a good job in terms of recycling.

For example, White Demon, who had a huge stockpile of both useful and useless items, had a pleasant sales experience with him...

"..." Staring at Bai Ye, whose lips had already formed a standard fox smile, Bai Yecha felt as if a malice had been directed at him.

Hmm... Just to be on the safe side, let's absorb the essence of that pile of junk first.

I never imagined that those gadgets that people with four-figure budgets might not even look at would have such a use in this store.

As the nine-figure balance on the card slowly decreased, White Yaksha's face became increasingly rosy. After all the more than one hundred million Origin Coins were absorbed in the form of Origin, White Yaksha nodded in satisfaction.

As expected of a pure source, it can even repair the cracks in its own spiritual core... it's just that the repair is almost negligible, which is a bit of a drawback.

"Manager, do you always offer recycling services here? And will the price remain the same from now on?"

"..." Bai Ye nodded silently.

Are you sure you won't try to lower the price for me later?

"..." Bai Ye continued to nod.

We've already deducted nine-tenths from the buyback price, what more do you want? If the price goes down any further, your conscience won't allow it...

Well, thinking about it carefully, it's still okay. I'm just worried that if I lower the price too much, White Demon will notice something's wrong.

"Okay, remember what you said~ Anyway, I've remembered it." Giving Bai Ye a thumbs up full of energy, Bai Yecha put away the card, skipped into the portal, and before entering, she didn't forget to throw a card back at Bai Ye: "Wait for my good news, I happen to know the specific addresses of a lot of treasure vaults, so I'll treat it as a way of repaying them for what they've done to me these past few days."

Bai Ye remained speechless... Never mind, I'll stop being speechless for now.

Picking up the card and looking at it, Bai Ye raised an eyebrow. Luckily, Bai Yacha wasn't stupid enough to return the card she used to come here before going back. Otherwise, who knows when he would see her again. At least in all the days that Bai Ye had been in charge of the Dimensional Shop, he had never seen a customer who could come in a second time without using a card.

Shaking his head, Bai Ye casually pressed the power button on the computer on the table.

Looking at the familiar Windows startup screen, Bai Ye stroked his chin...

Having connected to so many worlds, why is my computer still the low-spec version that cost me over three thousand dollars a few years ago? Even though some of those worlds are advanced technological planes.

A window shook after sending the card to Aleister, and after a few minutes, the person dressed in casual clothes walked out of the portal.

"Brother Bai, the chairman suddenly contacted me and asked me to come over here. Is there something you need?"

"Go back and ask your chairman to help me set up a computer. It doesn't need to be as sophisticated as a tree diagram designer, just enough for me to play games normally. Also, please download some games for me, both single-player and multiplayer."

"..." Thinking of how he had just saved a Misaka Sister and then been scared half to death by a phone call from the chairman, Accelerator's smile became somewhat stiff.

For such a trivial matter, you almost scared me to death with just one phone call from the chairman?

"What are you standing there for? Hurry up, hurry up, we're waiting for your computer to come online. With the technology in your Academy City, installing some games should be quick, right?"

"……Hold on."

He raised his hand to touch his aching kidney, then turned and walked toward the portal, his steps becoming unsteady.

"Oh right, I'm lucky to have a bargain... Since your chairman is so kind, why don't you just provide me with two more computers, and a laptop too, so I can give them away as gifts."

Pretending not to realize that Bai Ye was about to call her a sucker, she quickened her pace to avoid Bai Ye saying anything that could help her build up her anger.

……

Academy City, or rather, Academy City after Aleister gave the order, was quite efficient. In just a few minutes, Accelerator returned to the store carrying two boxes in each hand.

"We don't have a desktop computer, so the chairman asked me to bring this for you. He said its specs are sufficient for gaming." Placing all four boxes on the ground, Yifang opened one of them in front of him and took out... a laptop?

This isn't the cheap laptop you find in convenience stores for 50 cents; it's a laptop that can charge, access the internet, and play games.

Bai Ye took the laptop from one of the hands and pressed the power button. Half a second later, the desktop icons appeared on the screen.

white night:"……"

If this wasn't already in standby mode, then the boot speed would be miles faster than my old computer. I vaguely remember what the PC manager said when I booted it up last time...

Congratulations! Your computer boots up faster than 23.3% of computers worldwide!

Emmmmm...

He sealed the old computer into a card, planning to dispose of it later. After briefly exploring the functions of the new computer, Bai Ye skillfully connected to the internet, downloaded the game he had been playing, and logged into his account.

The new computer makes all the difference; it's so much faster!

Bai Ye nodded slightly, found the profile picture that was always lit up in her friends list, and sent a string of emoticons.

"White Night": In (,^O^≤)?

"Call me Your Highness": What's wrong?

"White Night": I just received a batch of pretty good computers. They should be better configured than the ones currently on the market. I'm thinking I don't have many friends, so how about I give you one?

"Call me Your Highness": You wouldn't happen to have some disgusting thoughts about me, would you? (frightened) (frightened) (frightened)

"white night":……

"Call me Princess": No way, did I really guess right? I treated you as a friend, and you actually wanted to sleep with me?

"White Night": Don't you have any self-awareness? If you speak properly, we can still be friends...

"Call me Your Highness": What is a friend? Can you eat them? How would it taste if you coated it in flour and fried it in oil?

"White Night": I forgot to mention, there's a batch of games on my computer that I haven't seen before. I just opened one and tried it out, and it felt pretty good. Don't you want it? Should I give it to someone else?

"Call me Your Highness, Princess": ...

"Call me Your Highness": Husband~ I am your most beloved little princess (* /ω*)

"white night":……

So why did I marry a burly man with unkempt feet? It was for a mere 5% attack and 5% defense, and the special effect of magpies spinning around and scattering flower petals above his head.

On the other hand, at Eientei, watching Kaguya type those words without a care in the world, Watatsuki Yorihime, who happened to be passing by, felt that her arm, which was holding the Ama no Kusanagi sword, was about to give way...

Chapter 218 As everyone knows, fairies' intelligence is always so touching.

Long, long ago, when Yuuka Kazami first came to his door, Byakuya had guessed that the "foot-picking concubine" across the street also lived in Gensokyo. After all, looking back, the Great Barrier of Gensokyo had been erected for so many years, and if anyone outside knew Yuuka Kazami, they would probably be an old monster over a thousand years old.

However, he didn't care at the time. After all, if you have to exchange real-world addresses to make friends in a game... what if that guy has some kind of idea about his chrysanthemum?

When I asked about the computer, it turned out to be true!

The two agreed to meet at the entrance of the Human Village an hour later. The other person then logged out of the game, but for some reason, a string of gibberish appeared on the screen before logging out... something like this →rpuifheproqhfrel

After he exited the game, Jeanne Alter, who had been standing behind him at some point, quietly blew a breath onto his neck.

"Judging from your expression, are you planning to go out?"

"Hmm...why that expression?"

"What do you think..."

"Don't worry, don't you know my friend? Although he's also in Gensokyo, he's definitely a guy, just like your man." Seeing through Jeanne Alter's expression, Byakuya smiled and gave her a gentle pat on the head: "Besides, I'm just delivering a computer. The chances of an online relationship dying once it gets real are too high."

That being said, it seems that apart from the commoners in the Human Village, I haven't seen any other males in Gensokyo yet?

Wow, I'm suddenly starting to feel a little excited.

Jeanne Alter continued to look at him with resentment.

"Alright, alright, there are four in total. One for you and me, one for that guy, and I'll deliver one to Mokou on my way. I saw her playing games with that princess when I went to Eientei earlier. I hope she'll like it."

After disassembling one of the computers and handing it to Black Jeanne, Byakuya took the remaining two boxes and walked out of the store.

A few minutes later, Bai Ye returned from outside, looking annoyed, and grabbed Yi Fang, who was sitting on the sofa eating sunflower seeds: "Where's the computer charger?"

"I thought you'd only remember this when the power went out, Brother Bai," said one of the old men, calmly picking up his teacup and taking a sip.

"You've already learned to keep people in suspense at such a young age? Tell me, tell me, tell me!" Bai Ye grabbed her face and pulled it to the left and right... You know what, maybe because she's always on with vector reflection and rarely has any real contact with the outside world, this girl's skin is quite smooth and feels nice to the touch.

"..."

……

Under Bai Ye's "iron fist" oppression, one side did not hold out for long before choosing to bow down to the evil forces and obediently confessing that the computer was charged by solar energy.

After letting go of one side, looking at the girl with puffed-up cheeks, sulking like a hamster, Bai Ye realized something...

It seems like I can try to identify it myself first?

Item: Solar-powered computer, model Z3U57

"..."

After rubbing his fingers together, Bai Ye decided it was best to keep this matter to himself.

Humming a little tune, Bai Ye walked out of the shop and turned into the temple house with her toes pointing outwards. Finally, she ran into an acquaintance.

"Cirno, you guys got out of school so early?"

"Shh—don't speak so loudly, we're skipping school! Hassan's class is over for today, and if we don't run now, we'll have to listen to that gossip nagging for ages!" Cirno quickly put a finger to her lips and blew hard, then explained to him.

white night:"……"

Before you tell me not to speak loudly, you should watch your own volume first!

"Are you all planning to stop coming to class here after this?" After identifying the auras, Bai Ye realized that the few who skipped school with Cirno were all fairies.

"How could that be? We just don't want to attend that gossipy woman's class. We still have to attend Teacher Hassan's class, right?"

"Yes, yes."

"Of course I can't miss Professor Ha's class!"

"You actually want to prevent us from hearing Professor Ha's class? What are you up to?"

The fairies behind Cirno also joined in criticizing Byakuya.

Looking at the fairies who were proudly showing off how much they loved studying, Bai Ye felt that the phrase "questionable intelligence" was really fitting for this race: "Since you're going to be back tomorrow anyway, what the hell did you run away from? It's like Huiyin will forget about you skipping school today by tomorrow. Besides, skipping today will only make things worse tomorrow, don't you think, Huiyin?"

"That's not it. After all, I'm a teacher. It's certainly wrong for students to skip class, but if I were to punish them for that, then I would be an incompetent teacher." A gentle voice sounded behind the fairies.

Cirno, who was leading the group, froze upon hearing the voice, tilting her head back until she saw the demonized face (in her mind), and then suddenly made a move to fly away.

"Still trying to leave? Let your teacher calm down first, CAVED!!!"

"..."