Gensokyo's Dimensional Black Shop

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After carefully calculating the profit margin, Bai Ye slammed his hand on the table, pretending that he had finally made up his mind to bleed money: "How about this, if you can take all three of them away at once, I'll give you two million as a token, but don't tell anyone else."

"make a deal!"

200/3≈66.667＜80, Kawashiro Nagato can still calculate this basic arithmetic.

Because their transaction took place inside the dimensional shop, Byakuya's mysterious +999 affinity passive skill once again came into play. Someone as astute as Yukari Yakumo or Eirin Yagokoro might have noticed something amiss, but this kappa in front of them…

In any case, Bai Ye didn't see any suspicion on her face.

After Kawashiro Nitori left with the three sealed cards, Jeanne Alter, who was lying on the sofa, turned over and looked at Byakuya thoughtfully: "Master, I remember that you exchanged these mechs from Grey Wolf for two thousand sheep per mech, right?"

"correct."

How much Origin Coin is a sheep worth?

"Five o'clock...why are you suddenly asking this?"

"That means you sold a mech with a buyback price of 10,000 for over 600,000..." The key point is that the buyer was overjoyed and felt like he had made a huge profit.

This is beyond what the word "exorbitant profit" can describe, isn't it?

No wonder Bai Ye was able to accept his identity as a blackened saintess so easily; it turns out he himself has become so black, inside and out, that ink could drip from him!

"Jane, don't worry about such details. If I don't do this, how am I supposed to support your whole family?" Bai Ye pointed at Black Jeanne, then at the Eredar twins who were leaning against the wall yawning because there were no customers. Without hesitation, he handed the pot to the three of them, giving each of them a bite, and then put on a sorrowful expression, as if his good intentions were not understood by his loved ones...

Judging solely by his acting skills, the Oscars owe him a whole carload of golden statuettes.

Just as Bai Ye was clowning around, a pair of eyes suddenly appeared in front of the counter... or rather, a hat with a pair of eyes.

"Suwako?"

"White Night, White Night, I want a mecha!" The little girl bounced around in front of the counter.

"...Doesn't your Sanae already have one?"

"But I don't have any myself =.="

"Uh……"

“I will pay for it. I used to collect a lot of good things. Although many of them were destroyed during the years I was outside, some still survived.”

Only then did Byakuya notice that Suwako was holding an instruction manual in her hand, indicating that she had already read through its contents.

However, judging from her relaxed and carefree attitude as she bought a Scorpion Lai Lai at the original price of one million, she probably didn't know about her shady price gouging... right?

Not long after Suwako left with the card, a bluish-purple color reappeared at the shop entrance—a color that Byakuya had seen several times in the past two days…

"The cockroach bully is yours now, and they're both snakes." Speechless, Bai Ye rolled his eyes and waved to Kanako outside the door.

……

After seeing Kanako off, Byakuya rested his chin on his hand and stared at the door for a while, making sure no one else would jump out before looking away. He also expressed his incomprehension of the Moriya Shrine family's preferences.

Is this what they mean by "birds of a feather flock together"?

Now, the entire Eientei family... feels like they've discovered some secret that could easily lead to their being silenced.

After regaining her senses, Bai Ye looked at the bald, cloaked man who had appeared in the store at some point... What kind of experience would make someone shave all their hair and eyebrows, to the point that seeing that bald head would be dazzling?

"Sir, is there anything I can help you with?"

"It's the weekend today, where is your discount counter?"

"..." x2

"What gave you the illusion that our store would offer discounts just for a weekend?" Bai Ye slammed his hand on the table: "Let me tell you, from the first day I opened this store, the word 'discount' has been crossed out of my dictionary!"

"Oh." The bald man's mood instantly plummeted. He took a few steps to the side, allowing Bai Ye to see the little girl standing behind him, who was now clutching a large bump on her head with a look of grief and indignation. "Then you should talk to her first. I'll watch from the side."

white night:"……"

Don't think that just because you've put your hands together now, I'll forget the scene where you punched that girl who tried to cut in line until she was in tears!

Phew~ Calm down. The world is so beautiful, yet I'm so irritable. This isn't good, not good at all.

Composing himself, Bai Ye forced a smile and looked at the little girl: "So, may I ask what you need, sir? Just so you know, we don't offer discounts."

"Waaah~ Are there any Zero fighters here? The kind that can fly." The little girl looked at Bai Ye with teary eyes.

Chapter 197 Don't think you can get away without paying just because you're cute!

"Zero fighter...what the heck?" Bai Ye asked, looking confused.

This is absolutely not an act; Mr. Bai genuinely couldn't imagine any of his existing or non-existent products having such a strange name as Zero Fighter.

“Zero is just zero!” the loli explained in a matter-of-fact tone.

"..." That really fits your explanation of your appearance, it's perfect!

"I think we should discuss the discount. How about a 9.99% discount?" Bai Ye looked earnestly at the bald man who had come in first.

"What's the difference between that discount and not getting a discount at all?"

"You can think of it this way: if you buy an item that costs 100 million, after the discount it will cost 99.9 million, saving you a full 100,000, right?" Bai Ye waved his hand exaggeratedly in the air, trying to make his words more credible.

"One hundred thousand...that seems like quite a lot?"

"Yes, yes, that's quite a lot." If it were converted into life force, it could allow an ordinary 21 people to live for more than two hundred years longer. Thinking about it this way, Bai Ye was considering whether to cancel the discount.

"Yeah, right!" The bald man's expression suddenly turned regretful: "Do you think if I could easily spend a hundred million here, I would care about a mere hundred thousand? And what kind of thing could possibly have a unit price of a hundred million?"

"Oh~"

Turns out, another poor guy.

"So what's with that disgusted look on your face? As a shop owner, don't you think it's incredibly rude to look like that when you're dealing with customers?"

"Take some tea?" Bai Ye snapped his fingers, and the sensible Saloras quickly placed a cup of tea on the table.

"Thank you."

Emmmmm......

wipe!

"Where's my Zero?" Seeing that the bald guy who had bullied her was already sitting down and drinking tea, while Bai Ye, as her master, seemed to be ignoring her, the little girl started jumping up and down, repeatedly trying to make her presence known to Bai Ye.

"So... you still haven't said what Type-0 is." Bai Ye shrugged helplessly.

"This is it." The little girl, wary of Bai Ye and the others, produced a retro-looking... toy airplane from who-knows-where?

"Sorry, I overestimated you." Bai Ye grinned.

You know, kids are kids. They talked like they could buy the ultimate treasure of a country, but in reality, their ultimate goal was just a toy airplane.

"Let me see? Maybe I have something similar here." Bai Ye held out a hand to the little girl.

"Well……"

The unknown loli's wariness of Bai Ye is +999.

The Dimensional Shop's built-in maximum affinity comes into play.

The unknown loli's affection for Bai Ye increases by 999.

"Here you go, be careful, this is the only one I have. I snatched it from that idiot after I made her cry last time." The little girl jumped up and leaned on the table, carefully handing the toy airplane to Bai Ye, her expression as if she were handing over some priceless treasure.

white night:"……"

Oh well, let's just consider this a good deed for the day. Anyway, toy airplanes shouldn't cost too many Origin Coins.

With that thought in mind, Bai Ye took the toy handed to him by the little girl... Holy crap?

The sudden increase in weight in his hand made Bai Ye's lips curl into a smirk. As expected, he couldn't see through any customer. Thinking about it carefully, since he became the owner of this dimensional shop, which one of those chosen by the portal was an ordinary person?

Name: Zero Fighter

Type: Firearm

"Attribute: None"

Quality: Excellent

"Note: It's just an ordinary World War II fighter plane, but I don't know why it's been shrunk to the size of a toy plane, even though it was perfectly normal when it was in battle."

The Dimensional Shop offers a buyback price of 10 Origin Coins per unit, which confirms the accuracy of the notes.

That's understandable, though. A Zero fighter weighs several tons. If Bai Ye hadn't already transcended his mortal body and ascended to immortality, even with his god-slayer physique, he probably wouldn't have been able to catch it unintentionally.

Returning the Zero fighter to the little girl, Bai Ye forced a smile and asked, "I think I forgot to ask earlier, what's your name?"

After thinking for a moment, Bai Ye realized she couldn't neglect one thing for another, so she looked at the bald man who was already frantically stuffing the snacks on the table into his mouth: "By the way, what's your name?"

"The North is indeed the North~"

“My name is Saitama…” The bald man paused, then raised the back of his hand to wipe the crumbs of pastry from the corner of his mouth: “Why do I feel like I’m just someone who came along?”

"It must be my imagination." Bai Ye chuckled and turned his gaze back to the little girl from the north.

“I don’t seem to have the model you’re looking for. After all, this type of fighter jet has been phased out countless times over the years. But I happen to have other models here…” Bai Ye pulled out a bunch of cards with various models of fighter jets, bombers, or reconnaissance aircraft drawn on them from his pocket: “Would you like to consider these?”

"...No!" The little girl looked at the messages on the cards one by one with obvious disdain in her eyes.

"Then...this stack?"

Seeing that 947 Byakuya had put away the previous stack of cards and then took out a completely different stack, Saitama raised his dead fish eyes and said, "Tell me, are you some kind of wild card monster?"

"What weirdo? I feel like you were being really malicious when you said that... and you even looked like you were ready to punch me at any moment?"

"An illusion." Saitama retorted, using the same words that Bai Ye had just used to fool him.

white night:"……"

Hmm, why does my hand suddenly feel so heavy?

"Let go!"

Seeing that the Northern Loli had jumped up and grabbed his arm without him noticing, Bai Ye quickly braced himself on the counter with his other hand to avoid falling over due to the Loli's movement.

"Put down the Gale..."

Reppu... Reppu fighter jet?

Watching Bai Ye pull out Lie Feng's card from the stack and place it on the counter, Xiao Beifang finally let go of Bai Ye's arm, picked up the card, and instinctively grabbed both sides and snapped it open...

"QAQ"

"Hey little girl, you don't think this is some kind of charity, do you?" Bai Ye shook his slightly sore arms. "This is a shop, okay? Even that bald guy over there who looks like he lacks common sense knows that you have to pay to buy things in a shop!"

Chapter 198 Good teeth are truly good

"Fierce wind, fierce wind, fierce~"

A dozen minutes later, Xiao Beifang was happily running around the store with a shrunken Gale fighter jet, while in front of Bai Ye stood a mature woman with huge breasts and a tiny waist, who had sharp horns on her forehead...

"I'm sorry, she's actually normal most of the time, it's just that she's like this occasionally, for example, when she encounters a Zero or a newer model of Gale..." The woman who called herself Harbor Princess looked at Bai Ye apologetically.

“I think even if he hadn’t encountered these things, this child wouldn’t be very normal, would he?” Saitama suddenly spoke up before Byakuya could.

"..."What nonsense are you talking about!

"Ahem, let's talk about the price of that Gale first." After coughing twice, Bai Ye drew Harbor Princess's attention to himself: "Although it's now in Little Northern's hands for certain reasons, I don't think you'll renege on your promise... right?"

That being said, why would I actually hope the other party would renege on their debt so I could forcibly collect it...? Is it really because of the other party's temperament?

"Regarding the currency you use here, called Origin Coin, I don't really understand it either. After all, I was dragged here by Little Northern in a daze." Harbor Princess's face showed a hint of helplessness.

Hearing such a direct answer, even though he had been prepared for this, Harbor Princess's "Yes, that's right, I just don't have any money" attitude still made Bai Ye's liver hurt a little...

"So, store manager, do you think this thing is usable?"

Ok?

Bai Ye, who initially thought the other person was there to renege on their debt, took the small note from the other person with suspicion.

Name: Premium Tickets (1000)

Type: ¥$

"Attribute: None"

Quality: Average