Chapter 584 The Maoshan Taoist Priest 2
Chapter 584 The Maoshan Taoist Priest 2
"Consecration? What kind of consecration?"
Fatty Lin's face darkened, feigning ignorance.
"It's that kind of blessing ceremony!" Zhong Tianzhen said, her voice trembling with tears.
"Fatty, I mentioned you to him, and he said you're nobody!"
Zhong Tianzhen continued.
"Who do I think I am?"
Fatty Lin pinched Zhong Tianzhen's cheek and said, "Zhenzhen, do you know what I hate most?"
"I hate it when people lie to you!" Zhong Tianzhen said weakly.
"Then I'll ask you one more time, did you really mention me to that Ouyang Fuguo?" Fatty Lin asked.
"real!"
Zhong Tianzhen nodded repeatedly and said, "I really did mention it, and he really did say you're nothing but a fart!"
"Fatty, if you don't believe me, I can swear before the patriarch that if I've told a single lie, may I die a horrible death!"
As she spoke, Zhong Tianzhen raised her hand to swear an oath.
"Here's what you'll do: call that Ouyang Fuguo right in front of me!"
Fatty Lin stared into Zhong Tianzhen's eyes and said.
"good!"
Zhong Tianzhen agreed without hesitation, took out her phone, and dialed a number.
"Zhenzhen, have you thought this through? You're too naive. In your current situation, what you need most is a blessing to change your luck. Look at the state of your career!"
After the call connected, the other party started talking non-stop before Zhong Tianzhen could even speak.
Fatty Lin gave Zhong Tianzhen a wink, and Zhong Tianzhen nodded, saying, "Godfather, don't force me!"
"Did I force you?"
Ouyang Fuguo snorted and said, "Zhenzhen, I'm doing this for your own good. Don't you want to salvage your career?"
"I'm Fatty's man. Even if I need to do a blessing or consecration ceremony for good luck, I'll have Fatty do it. I won't ask you!" Zhong Tianzhen said.
"Bullshit, Fatty! If it weren't for Feng Shisan's acupuncture skills, he would never have been able to gain a foothold with the Gambling King!" Ouyang Fuguo immediately retorted.
This retort made me happy, so I nudged Fatty Lin and winked at him.
"roll!"
Fatty Lin silently uttered a single word, pinched Zhong Tianzhen, and gestured for her to continue fishing.
"Fatty is capable!" Zhong Tianzhen nodded and began to put on an act, his explanation sounding very weak.
"What skills does he have? He worships in his family temple, he doesn't even have a proper patriarch. How can he compare to me?" Ouyang Fuguo snorted and said, "Zhenzhen, you should know that I am a genuine Maoshan Taoist priest, I have been ordained. Does he have one?"
"Oh, you've received your ordination? Who performed the ordination for you?"
Fatty Lin couldn't stand it anymore and suddenly spoke up.
There was a moment of silence on the other end.
"Say something!" Fatty Lin pressed on relentlessly.
"Who are you?"
After a long pause, Ouyang Fuguo asked in a cold voice.
"Who am I? I'm just that fat guy you call nobody!" Fatty Lin said with a smile.
"Zhong Tianzhen, you're amazing!"
Ouyang Fuguo chuckled, the threat in his words clear to even a fool.
"Don't talk about Zhenzhen, come on, let's talk about it. Who gave you the talisman? Tell me, I want to hear it!" Fatty Lin interrupted him.
"Who gave me the talisman is none of your business!" Ouyang Fuguo remained defiant.
Even if he was unconvinced, you could tell he was intimidated.
"Didn't you say I'm a fart? I'm going to settle this with you today. Come on, Ouyang Fuguo, if you're a man, let's go out and have a one-on-one fight. Draw talismans to invite gods, catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, you can choose whichever you prefer. Let's see who's the fart between us!" Fatty Lin challenged him.
"Are you even worthy of training with me?" Ouyang Fuguo retorted.
"Oh?"
Fatty Lin laughed in anger, "You little brat, if you call me 'Grandpa' now, I might forgive you. But if you keep arguing with me, I'll never let you off the hook!"
"You bastard, who do you think you are? You're nothing but a fart to me, you're not even worthy to talk to me!"
Ouyang Fuguo remained defiant, shouting a few words in a show of bravado before hanging up the phone.
"Holy crap?"
As he watched the phone hang up, Fatty Lin's face gradually darkened.
"Fatty, I won't call you Fatty anymore, I'll call you Butt Fatty instead," I said, adding fuel to the fire.
"You're just gloating!"
Fatty Lin pointed at me, gritting his teeth.
"Chirp chirp!"
At this moment, Xiao Ba stood up, stretched out its little paws, pointed at Fatty Lin, and barked twice.
"Xiao Ba said that the name 'Pippy Fatty' sounds nice, so she'll call her that from now on!" Long Nier translated.
"Fine, fine, I've been insulted. You're all just laughing at me, aren't you?" Fatty Lin pointed at us, feigning anger, his finger trembling.
Zhong Tianzhen was probably afraid that Fatty Lin would take his anger out on her, so she didn't realize that Fatty Lin was faking his anger. Her face turned pale, and she stood to the side, not daring to breathe.
"What can we do if we don't watch the joke? Go and storm their door?" I said deliberately.
"Go and storm their doorstep?"
Fatty Lin's eyes sharpened as he looked at Zhong Tianzhen and asked, "Do you know where Ouyang Fuguo's country is?"
"I know!" Zhong Tianzhen nodded immediately.
"Give me the address!" Fatty Lin said.
"Why!"
Zhong Tianzhen immediately gave an address.
Seeing that Zhong Tianzhen didn't hesitate at all, Fatty Lin chuckled, pinched Zhong Tianzhen's cheek, and said, "He called me a fart, you deliberately stirred things up, didn't you?"
Zhong Tianzhen's expression changed; judging from her reaction, Fatty Lin had hit the nail on the head.
"Zhenzhen, Zhenzhen, how did you come to this? Are you really that silly and naive?" Fatty Lin pinched Zhong Tianzhen's face, gradually increasing the pressure.
"Fatty, I...I didn't..."
Zhong Tianzhen was so frightened that she stammered. Even though her face was already red from being pinched, she still didn't dare to cry out in pain.
"I don't care who you are, I've taken the blame for you this time, but our friendship ends here!"
At this point, Fatty Lin changed from pinching to patting, patting Zhong Tianzhen's face twice before saying, "Alright, you can go now!"
"Fatty!"
Zhong Tianzhen drawled out her words, looking pitifully at Fatty Lin.
"roll!"
Fatty Lin's face darkened, and he pointed outwards.
Zhong Tianzhen trembled in fright, didn't dare say anything more, and turned to leave.
"Fatty, what are you planning to do?"
After Zhong Tianzhen left, I asked with a smile.
"What can I do? That Ouyang Fuguo embarrassed me so much, I definitely have to get back at him!" Fatty Lin rolled his eyes and said.
"What should we do? Should we ask Nier to help?" I asked.
"Why use a sledgehammer to crack a nut!" Fatty Lin snorted.
"So what are you planning to do?" I asked.
"How do I do it?"
Fatty Lin scoffed and said, "You madman, just watch my performance. Today, I'll show you what it means to bully others with your power!"
"What do you mean?" I didn't understand.
"Just watch my performance!"
With an air of superiority, Fatty Lin pulled out his phone, dialed a number, and said after the call connected, "Brother Teddy, can you help me investigate someone?"
"Ouyang Fuguo claims to be a Taoist priest from Maoshan!"
"I want to know which child models he's blessed!"
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