It's normal for a villain like me to subdue a corrupted female protagonist, right?

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The shop owner stared at the two men in surprise. After a long while, he muttered under his breath, "Damn, who are these two? They even steal pornographic DVDs."

"Honey, you're amazing! I never thought the identity of the law enforcement agency would be so useful. Wow, the latest blockbuster! Let's watch it together later, and then we can put it into practice together."

He Qinzhou looked at the disc in Tian Xin's hand and said in a sly tone.

"I don't want to look at it, just take it and throw it away."

Tian Xin was speechless. How could the head of a prestigious family be interested in pornographic DVDs?

"Throw it away? Honey, this is study material. If you're going to throw it away, you should do it after you've looked at it."

"No, I find it disgusting."

Seeing Tian Xin's somewhat embarrassed and angry expression, He Qinzhou didn't say anything more.

After that, he accompanied Tian Xin to buy some cooking ingredients before the two went home.

When she got home, it was almost time, so Tian Xin started to get busy in the kitchen.

Because He Qinzhou had given prior instructions, the maids voluntarily gave up the kitchen.

This is only the second time Tian Xin has cooked in her life. The first time, it landed her whole family in the hospital. This time, there shouldn't be any problems, right?

While Tian Xin cooked, He Qinzhou had nothing else to do, so he went into the dormitory, turned on the computer, opened the CD drive, and put in the discs he had just swindled.

"Honey, come here, hurry up."

"Mmm~ Mmm~ Ah~ Ye~"

Tian Xin called out for a long time but received no response from He Qinzhou. Instead, she heard a voice that made her blush.

Without saying a word, Tian Xin rushed into He Qinzhou's dormitory.

At this moment, the image on the computer screen made her face bleed.

"Damn it, honey, don't be impulsive, put the knife down."

Tian Xin then realized that she had been chopping onions.

Because her eyes felt uncomfortable, she wanted He Qinzhou to come and help her cut them so she could rest.

Then he heard this strange sound and quickly grabbed his knife and came in.

"closed."

"Okay, okay, I'll turn it off."

He Qinzhou turned off the video as he spoke, "Damn it, the cover really was a lie."

"Pervert! Come over here and help me chop onions."

Tian Xin walked over, snatched the disc, broke it in half, threw it into the trash can, and then lightly punched He Qinzhou in the chest.

He Qinzhou was pulled into the kitchen by Tian Xin. When he saw the vegetables Tian Xin was cutting, he couldn't help but open his mouth wide and stare at her in disbelief.

"What are you looking at?"

"No, honey, you have such great knife skills."

He Qinzhou finally understood why Tian Xin wanted him to chop the vegetables.

That's some serious knife work! The potato shreds are cut to the thickness of a finger. Are you sure these are potato shreds and not French fries?

Fine, He Qinzhou let it go. Maybe Tian Xin was actually planning to make French fries.

The task of chopping vegetables was handed over to He Qinzhou. At this time, He Qinzhou had not yet realized anything. He thought that Tian Xin just didn't know how to chop vegetables.

After chopping the vegetables for Tian Xin, He Qinzhou left the kitchen. Now it was time to watch Tian Xin's performance.

He Qinzhou was really looking forward to it; she's so beautiful, her cooking skills must be pretty good too.

"Honey, come help me bring out the dishes."

Tian Xin worked until noon and finally managed to prepare a lunch.

However, when He Qinzhou entered the kitchen, he seemed to realize that something was wrong.

What's that burnt smell coming from here?

Look at the things Tian Xin made, why is everything so dark?

"Honey, what is this?"

He Qinzhou pointed to the bowl, which was dark and contained something bigger than a fist.

Chapter 520: Tian Xin's Cooking Skills

"It's braised pork ribs."

"..."

Holy crap, have you ever seen braised pork ribs bigger than a fist?

He Qinzhou suspected that although the outside of this thing looked burnt, the inside was probably still raw.

"Then what is this thing that looks like dried-out poop?"

"What poop? Aren't you disgusted? That's fried beef patties."

"what about this?"

"Shredded potatoes."

He Qinzhou swallowed hard. Damn it, can these things really be eaten?

"Honey, how about we go out to eat?"

He Qinzhou has finally realized something.

Is it safe to eat these things? Won't they kill you?

"What do you mean?"

Tian Xin immediately became unhappy.

You're the one who wanted to eat the food I cooked, and now I've taken a day off to cook for you, and this is the kind of attitude you get.

"Uh...it's nothing, eat up, eat up."

He Qinzhou didn't want to upset Tian Xin. After all, this girl had been busy all morning. Maybe she was just ugly, but she would taste great?

He Qinzhou brought the food out and sat down with Tian Xin.

"Honey, this is the first time we've had a formal meal together like this."

"Ok?"

Before Tian Xin could finish speaking, He Qinzhou continued, "There will be many more opportunities in the future, my wife, I love you."

After saying that, He Qinzhou picked up a beef patty and took a bite.

When He Qinzhou suddenly said "I love you," Tian Xin's heart skipped a beat and a ripple of emotion stirred within her.

But after seeing He Qinzhou's actions, Tian Xin understood what He Qinzhou was trying to express.

He actually thought her food was poison; it was as if he was saying goodbye.

The beef patty had no beef flavor whatsoever; all it tasted like was salty and burnt beef.

As for any other strange tastes, He Qinzhou couldn't tell them either.

"Is it tasty?"

He Qinzhou really wanted to curse. How dare they ask if it was delicious? Just this one bite made He Qinzhou want to starve himself.

"It's not bad."

He Qinzhou responded with high emotional intelligence.

"Why are you making that face? Eat more, come on, try the ribs."

"well."

Taking a bite of the rib, which was bigger than a fist, just as He Qinzhou had predicted, the surface was charred, while the meat inside was still red.

The overwhelming saltiness from outside spread throughout his mouth, and He Qinzhou felt as if his sense of taste was going to go numb.

How could this be? Such a beautiful woman would make food that tastes like poison. That's not scientific. Or is this girl deliberately messing with him?

"Honey, what you make is really unique."

"Really? Then eat more."

"..."

"Can I not eat it?"

"No."

Have you tried it before?

"Yes, I have."

Tian Xin laughed and said, "I know it tastes bad, but you promised me you would finish it all. You made me do it yourself, so you have to eat it all. If you don't, you're not allowed to sleep in my bed anymore."

"Damn, are you deliberately messing with me?"

"Hmph, go find other sisters later."

"No, I'll eat it, I'll eat it. If I die, please remember that there was a man who once loved you."

After saying that, He Qinzhou began to stuff the food into his mouth as fast as he could.

He swore that this feeling was even more unbearable than fighting against a hundred chosen ones at the same time.

"puff"

Tian Xin couldn't help but laugh.

"What are you laughing at?"

"I'm laughing at you, you idiot. Stop eating and go eat outside."

Tian Xin also knew that she couldn't eat too much of what she cooked, otherwise her husband would have to go to the hospital.

I followed the recipe very carefully this time, but I still failed. It seems I'm really not suited for the kitchen.

Upon hearing Tian Xin's words, He Qinzhou felt a great weight lifted from his shoulders.

Now He Qinzhou understands why Tian Xin stopped cooking, and that wanting to eat her cooking was truly courting death.

"Now I know that not every beautiful woman can cook, and not every beautiful woman can turn food into something more terrifying than poison."

"If you laugh at me again, I'll punish you by making you eat all of these."

"Honey, I was wrong."

He helped Tian Xin tidy up the house first. While washing the dishes, He Qinzhou deliberately scraped the foam lightly onto the tip of Tian Xin's nose.

"Bad people always bully me."

Not to be outdone, Tian Xin grabbed some detergent foam and smeared it on He Qinzhou's face.

"No, husband."

"Wife, are you the only one allowed to rub me? Come on, a little more."

"Ugh, take this!"

The two played like that for half an hour, then returned to the living room and lay down on the sofa.

"I'm so tired, honey. Let's sit down and go eat."

"it is good."

After having lunch with Tian Xin, this girl surprisingly suggested going to see a movie.

In situations like this, horror movies are the obvious choice.

Tian Xin didn't care; she was fine with looking at whatever she wanted.

"Honey, aren't you afraid?"

Once the movie started, Tian Xin watched it with great interest.

Look at the other couples; the girls are all so scared that they're snuggling up to their boyfriends.

Tian Xin, however, was not afraid at all; in fact, she seemed quite interested.