Douluo Continent: Soul Beast Spy? I'll just choose a million years.

[Soul Beast Transformation + Bizarre Maneuvers + Multiple Identities + Comedy] Ouyang is reborn as a 100,000-year-old soul beast in human form, awakening a god-level choice. [Option 1: Hide in the Star Dou Great Forest and live a life of ignominy. Reward: None.] [Option 2: Infiltrate Shrek Academy and become Tang San's underling. Reward: One resurrection armor.] [Option 3: Brazenly go to the Spirit Hall, display your million-year soul ring, and surrender. Reward: Your first soul ring directly evolves into a million-year god-level!] Ouyang: "Be honest! I choose option three!" In front of the Spirit Hall's Pope's Hall, Ouyang reveals his golden million-year soul ring, powerful enough to crush the void, and shouts, "I'm laying my cards on the table! I'm a soul beast in human form! Kill me and destroy my soul bones!" Silence reigns. Bibi Dong's pupils dilate in shock, her mind racing: 'His first soul ring is a million years old? This is definitely a god descended from the divine realm! He's testing my ambition! If I make a move, I'll be punished by heaven!' Bibi Dong smiled gently: "Good child, stop joking. Although your talent is unparalleled, don't make up such nonsense. Come, how about becoming the Holy Son of my Spirit Hall?" Ouyang: "??? No, Pope, take a closer look, my spirit beast aura is very pure!" Qian Daoliu: "This child is not only terrifyingly talented, but also so humorous and witty, even willing to tarnish his own reputation to lower our guard. This is true wisdom!" Ouyang was devastated: Why does nobody believe the truth these days?! Later, when Ouyang unified the God Realm, he sighed helplessly: "I really just wanted to turn myself in back then..."