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"Did we drift to the Grand Line so quickly without even realizing it...?"
Li Wei pondered for a moment, "There are also the other three seas, we have to go there too."
Just like in the world of Kill la Kill, Li Wei had some things he wanted to arrange.
After Krik's fleet was completely annihilated, the storm quickly passed and the sky cleared. Suddenly, Li Wei narrowed his eyes and stared ahead.
There, a man dressed in black, sitting on a boat shaped like a Western coffin, with a cross-shaped sword behind him, drifted towards Li Wei's direction.
"The world's greatest swordsman, Hawkeye Mihawk?" Li Wei asked.
"You are very strong." Hawkeye Mihawk took out the cross sword from his back, gripped it tightly in his hand, and looked at Li Wei with a solemn expression.
"Extremely strong."
"The world's number one swordsman truly lives up to his reputation." Li Wei exclaimed, "Ordinary people wouldn't realize I'm such a formidable figure."
"..."
Mihawk was momentarily stunned. He had initially thought it would be some mutual flattery, but Li Wei had unexpectedly turned it into a one-sided business praise...
Hmm... how should I respond next?
For a moment, Hawkeye Mihawk found himself in this predicament.
Just when he had a slight idea of what was going on, he discovered...
"What about people?"
gone?
???
I, Hawkeye Mihawk, am questioning the meaning of life.
Why did you leave like that...?
Mihawk had initially been looking forward to a clash of titans, but Li Wei was completely unpredictable!
For the first time, Mihawk had the illusion that he had already lost before even drawing his sword.
……
"Hey, are you also a contestant in this competition?"
Li Wei originally planned to drift along as fate dictated, but unexpectedly, he was treated like a message in a bottle and retrieved.
After thinking it over, Li Wei decided to give a good performance as the character of the drifting bottle.
"Hey girl, wanna hook up?"
"..."
Surprisingly, the girl didn't get angry after hearing this; instead, she became excited.
Are you going to Alabasta too?
"what?"
After Li Wei was pulled from the water, he was on a medium-sized pirate ship. The flag was a skull with five fingers.
"You're going to Alabasta?" Li Wei asked. "What for? To send yourselves to your deaths?"
"You're the one who's just feeding kills," the girl pouted after hearing that.
"We're planning to snipe Crocodile!" the girl said with a grin.
Li Wei nodded.
"Oh, feeding kills."
"How can you talk like that? I was kind enough to pull you out of the boat when you were in trouble," the girl said angrily.
"Speaking of which, you haven't answered my question yet. You must be a contestant too, right?" The girl stared at Li Wei.
Li Wei was also looking at the girl. After a while, he scratched his head a little embarrassedly.
"Stop glaring at me, or I'll get pregnant."
The girl almost coughed up blood.
In my heart, there are a million alpacas galloping around, and a thousand complaints I don't even know where to begin.
"Oh, right, I've already decided. If our child is a boy, we'll name him Li Ming, and if it's a girl, we'll name her Li An."
Li Wei asked shyly, "What do you think of this name?"
???
"Um..." the girl hesitated to speak.
"If you're not satisfied, the guy can be called Li Gou Dan (Li Dog Egg), and the girl can be called Li Ya Dan (Li Duck Egg)?" Li Wei smiled.
"No way! When did you get pregnant with our child?!" the girl shouted, almost in despair.
"This isn't the time you were glaring at me just now..."
"You got pregnant just because I glared at you?" the girl sneered.
"Otherwise what?" Li Wei asked in surprise.
"Oh……"
Suddenly, Li Wei seemed to realize something, "Otherwise, you thought you got pregnant when you were glaring at me?"
"That's not it!"
The girl was almost in tears.
"Hey……"
Li Wei turned around dejectedly, and even the girl behind him could see the desolation and loneliness in his back.
"It seems like I have no choice but to get an abortion..."
At this moment, the girl even began to doubt whether she was a heartless man, a woman who got a man pregnant but then abandoned him... What a load of rubbish!
"You're a lunatic!"
"Call me 'darling'."
Damn it!
The girl really wanted to raise her hand and kill him, but then she suddenly thought, could this guy have suffered some kind of trauma before, which is why he became like this?
For a moment, the girl felt a little sorry for Li Wei...
"Honey?"
She felt more sorry for herself.
P.S.: I'm so tired, running around like this...
Chapter 369 Why are the roads still so slippery even after leaving the countryside?
After a period of inner struggle, the girl, perhaps having come to some realization, suddenly said to Li Wei, "Hey, darling..."
"and many more!"
However, before the girl could finish her sentence, Li Wei suddenly interrupted her, saying, "Hey, is this how you try to get close to someone?"
Girl: ? ? ?
"I've seen people become brothers as soon as they meet, but I've never seen anyone as shameless as you, acting like husband and wife right away."
Li Wei sighed, "I clearly only treated you as a stranger I met by chance, but you wanted to sleep with me?"
Girl: ? ? !!
As he said this, Li Wei patted the girl on the shoulder.
"Listen to me, let's get rid of our air son as soon as possible. There's no way the two of us can be together."
"Why?" The girl, somewhat bewildered by Li Wei's words, subconsciously asked this question.
"Because you're not a two-dimensional character!"
"Paper man?"
“Yeah,” Li Wei counted on his fingers, “Do you know how many waifus I have? I’m an admiral, an Onmyoji, and I even have a side job at Chaldea…”
"I'm not even as good as a two-dimensional character?!"
The girl, who originally just wanted to subvert Li Wei's expectations, also got a little annoyed. What can a two-dimensional character do? Can it sunbathe? Can you touch it?
Li Wei exclaimed in surprise, "You can lick a paper doll, can you?"
"Of course I..."
At this point, the girl suddenly realized something and blushed.
"You... you filthy scoundrel."
"Humph."
What else could she do? If she said no, she would be admitting that she was outdone by the two-dimensional characters. If she said yes...?
The girl thought that Li Wei, being shameless, would definitely lick her boots without hesitation, and even then, she probably wouldn't be able to say a word.
These days, the schemes are so complex. Even after escaping the paved roads of the city and the dirt tracks of the countryside, and embarking on the Grand Line, we almost capsized.
For a moment, the girl said she was exhausted...
Despite this, it must be said that after this playful banter, the invisible barrier between the two, who were originally strangers, was largely dispelled. After the girl calmed down and Li Wei added some jokes and banter, the two gradually became acquainted.
"Speaking of which, Li Wei, you really don't know anything about this Orves?"
"I was just passing by, and I never expected to be rescued by you..." Li Wei said quietly, "But Luo Meier, the language of this instance world you speak is almost like that of a local. You've even gotten 30% of my power."
Luo Meier, the girl who rescued Li Wei, rolled her eyes at him and said, "Come on, if I got 30% of your strength, then what you're talking about is three times the number of locals."
Li Wei nodded matter-of-factly, "Of course! If the happiness can be tripled, why can't it be?"
Luo Meier simply pursed her lips, too lazy to comment.
After the system rules were changed, or rather, the system itself was tampered with, those auxiliary language functions disappeared. Just like the exchange competition between Samsara Academy and Terror High School, which was the Sister-Slaying Dungeon, the reincarnators needed to control the language in the dungeon world themselves.
And that Orvis was the Zerg prince.
"Speaking of which, Li Wei, how much time did it take you in total?" Luo Meier patted her chest smugly. "I mastered it in just over two hours!"
Two hours or so, this talent is about the same as Fan Xinxian's. Fan Xinxian estimated that it would take about the same amount of time in the world of Kill Sister.
But Li Wei… he gave a cold laugh: “Excuse me for being blunt, but anyone who calculates in minutes is trash, let alone you contestants who calculate in hours.”
Back then, Li Wei mastered the language of the world of Kill la Kill in a mere 0.001 seconds. In the world of One Piece, Li Wei did the same. For him, language was a piece of cake.
He's so bored he can create tens of thousands of languages!
Yes, he can be that boring!
Li Wei has always been very proud of this...
"You're just bragging." Luo Meier scoffed. "You think you learned it in a few dozen seconds? I don't believe it. Even Zhan Luo and the others aren't that good. You know Zhan Luo, right? He's the guy who got a part of the Tyrant's inheritance. He's incredibly powerful, but he's a bad guy. When he first came to our house, he beat our senior sister so badly that she was bedridden for over a year. I hate him so much."
"These actions by Orvis against Crocodile are said to have been orchestrated by Zhanluo. Now, the Orvis clan is led by Zhanluo's family."
"How do you know all this?" Li Wei asked, somewhat curious.
Luo Meier stuck out her tongue. "Because I hate them."
Ok……
Since there's a grudge, there's bound to be a lot of attention involved.
Luo Meier's reason was simply unbeatable; it was simple and direct, yet far superior to any lengthy explanation.
"So you went to Alabasta this time to stop them?" Li Wei pressed.
"Of course!" Luo Meier snorted. "That bastard, I'll take revenge for my senior sister this time and beat him to death."
"What if we can't beat them?"
"Then bite him to death."
"Can't chew it?"
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