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"The vows of eternal love you made to me back then weren't like this!"
"You clearly said you loved me until you stopped being a pervert!"
Qi Xi made a nostalgic expression, "Back then, I thought, is there any vow more eternal than this?"
Li Wei's lips twitched. "Is it fair to say your master is a pervert? Although I really am a big pervert."
"Anyway, Master, isn't 'pervert' your favorite title? Of course..." Qi Xi blushed slightly and said, "The humiliation of the perverted master, the perverted after-school tutoring of the master, or the perverted personal guidance - Qi Xi's chapter..."
"Thinking about it this way, my master is indeed a pervert, the best~" Qi Xi said softly and shyly.
Li Wei stroked his chin and said, "Indeed, these kinds of hentai titles really have the potential to sell like hotcakes. It feels like you could reach the pinnacle of the world of hentai in no time."
"Master, you think so too~ You truly deserve to be the master of such a clever, cute, and beautiful disciple, the best disciple in the world~"
Pat on the head, pat on the head~
"Truly worthy of being the disciple of a perverted, lewd, and beastly master, the most shameless master in the world!" Li Wei exclaimed in admiration.
……
"Speaking of which, Master, why are you back again? I thought you were going to be pinned down by Third Master for a while," Qi Xi asked curiously.
Li Wei considered for a moment and said, "Well, how should I put it, you felt the power here, right?"
Qi Xi nodded. Since entering this place, their power has been greatly restricted, making them no different from ordinary people. Any aspect that was beyond the normal level has been forcibly reduced to the level of ordinary people.
"That's probably why. And as you know, his return is still a long way off; he's just being brought out earlier due to external factors."
Qi Xi was well aware of this, but she didn't expect her third master to return so quickly.
“However,” Li Wei said with a hint of helplessness, “that guy will reappear soon.”
Qi Xi smiled and said, "Well, Third Master is a part of you, Master, after all~"
"By the way, Master, I've been wanting to say this for a while now. Actually, you could make an agreement with Third Master..."
"An agreement..." Li Wei stroked his chin and thought for a moment before saying, "Well, we'll talk about it later."
Just as the two were talking, Liu Yiqiang, Yang Qianqian, and Tang Ya walked over.
"Brother, sister-in-law, it's been a long time."
The speaker was Liu Yiqiang. After completing the entire "The Making of an All-Round Little Brother" course, which Li Wei had purchased for 998 academy points, he skillfully took out a small round table and a series of teacups from his spatial backpack to make tea for Li Wei and Qi Xi.
Yang Qianqian looked at Qi Xi with a strange expression, feeling an inexplicable sense of unease. Although she had spent a lot of time in the dungeon, their first meeting still left her with mixed feelings.
Like Liu Yiqiang, she was unaware that Qi Xi had used illusions to test her. What bothered her was that Qi Xi told her she was pregnant with Li Wei's child, which scared her so much that she actually went to the infirmary for a checkup. Only afterwards did she realize how stupid she had been...
Even though he knew they were master and disciple, he still foolishly fell for it. What kind of person is Li Wei? Cunning, sharp-tongued, and a lunatic!
After spending so much time with Li Wei, I should have developed some resistance by now...
Thinking of this, Yang Qianqian couldn't help but sigh.
Looking at Yang Qianqian, whose expression changed constantly upon meeting her and who seemed to have gone through a lot of emotional ups and downs in a short period of time, Li Wei comforted her, saying, "Qianqian, if your emotions fluctuate so much, it's not good for the baby in your belly."
Upon hearing this, Yang Qianqian immediately shouted, "Shut up, Li Wei, don't try to lie to me again!"
"Huh? I'm lying to you?" Li Wei pointed to Yang Qianqian's lower abdomen and said, "Aren't you pregnant? You're three months along, aren't you?"
"...Li Wei, you are a complete bastard and a scoundrel!"
Qi Xi kindly tugged at Li Wei's sleeve and explained, "Master, Master, you're so silly! It's not that she's pregnant, it's just..."
"Ahhhhhh—" Yang Qianqian ran away.
Tang Ya watched Yang Qianqian leave with a blush on her face and said with a wry smile, "Li Wei, it's been a long time. If I'm not mistaken, this must be the apprentice Qianqian was talking about, right?"
"Hello, I am Tang Ya, a friend of your master."
“It’s you, you bitch!?” Qi Xi said coldly.
Tang Ya was stunned. Liu Yiqiang, who didn't know what was going on, could only scratch his head and continue making tea. Well, anyway, just keep making tea...
"Do you... have some misunderstanding about me?" Tang Ya asked, puzzled.
Actually, Qi Xi's reaction to Tang Ya is understandable.
When Qi Xi tested Yang Qianqian with illusion magic last time, she learned about Tang Ya from Yang Qianqian. It was also because of Tang Ya's words that Yang Qianqian was able to stay away from Li Wei for several months before returning after they reconciled.
I learned from Yang Qianqian that Tang Ya said this about Li Wei: he is a dangerous being to the entire cycle of reincarnation, and may even threaten the survival of all living beings. He should not make contact with him lightly.
Qi Xi was very curious at the time. Tang Ya was clearly not an acquaintance of her master, so how did she know about this kind of thing?
Most people wouldn't ask such an awkward question, but as a proud disciple trained by a pervert, Qi Xi spoke up directly.
"Why did you tell Yang Qianqian that your master is a dangerous being? And how did you know that?"
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P.S.: Final exams have started, so I'll probably be updating my blog in some mystical way for a while...orz
While catching up on my notes tonight, I flipped through the illustrations in my textbook, and I feel like I'm becoming sexually apathetic...
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Final exams have started... and they'll last until early June... Sorry, updates will be sporadic during this time...orz
There's another comprehensive exam in June, covering six subjects. If I don't have much to do during the day then, I'll resume regular updates. I wonder if the internship training will overlap with the comprehensive exams; if they do, it'll be even worse…
This is the last semester I have to take exams... I don't want to fail any courses, but I reckon that comprehensive exam will be very difficult to pass. If I fail another final exam, because of my internship back home, the round-trip airfare will cost over 3,000 yuan each time, so two trips would cost over 7,000 yuan... With so much money, how many words do I have to write to break even... w(?Д?)w
I never imagined that the final exams would be so soon after the midterms... Time really flies...
Finally, sorry everyone... TT
There are just too many subjects in the exam...
Chapter 209 The Person Who Prophesied Li Wei's Well-being?
Upon hearing Qi Xi's question, Tang Ya's face stiffened instantly. After a moment, she sighed and said, "Is that so? So Qianqian already told you."
Li Wei shook his head. In fact, he had only just found out himself, and he could roughly guess how Qi Xi found out about this.
Seeing Li Wei shake his head in denial, Tang Ya smiled and said, "Actually, I also think that Qianqian is not the kind of person who can't keep her mouth shut, but it doesn't matter whether she told you or not."
After a pause, Tang Ya continued, "In fact, when I first heard about this from others, I had mixed feelings. No matter how absurd it was, could a person from the real world pose a huge threat to the entire cycle of reincarnation?"
“But this person is you, Li Wei,” Tang Ya looked at him seriously and said, “In the newbie world, although I haven’t spent much time with you, the longer I stay in the academy and the more I learn about you, the more I realize how unfathomable you are, given how well you’ve managed to thrive in that modified version of Tokyo Ghoul.”
"I don't understand why you're not on the new student rankings. Maybe points don't matter to you in the dungeons, so you didn't get many? Or maybe..."
Tang Ya gave Li Wei a meaningful look. "Your strength has far exceeded our standards. Will the academy automatically remove you from the program?"
Qi Xi silently held up a sign: Master, Master, be careful, this woman is trying to trick you into revealing information. Out of politeness, I can't speak directly right now, so I can only give you this coded message!
After seeing the message on Qi Xi's sign, Li Wei gave an OK sign, indicating that he had understood her hint. Qi Xi nodded happily upon seeing this.
In this world, the probability of meeting someone who is a woman is only one in two, the probability of her being blind is quite small, and the probability of someone being illiterate is also not high.
but--
What are the odds of someone who is neither blind nor illiterate, and is also a woman?
With the combination of these three additional conditions, this probability becomes extremely rare. In other words, based on this mathematical analysis, Qi Xi believes that Tang Ya is very likely to be completely unfamiliar with Chinese characters!
This is also why she felt comfortable and dared to openly use coded signals.
However, Tang Ya subconsciously twitched the corner of her mouth, "Should I be understanding and pretend I don't see it?"
Li Wei and Qi Xi were both shocked at the same time, "What!? You can actually read Chinese characters? I never expected you to be such a knowledgeable descendant of the Yellow Emperor!"
Undeterred, Qi Xi changed the sign again, this time with the same words translated from English.
Tang Ya said speechlessly, "I passed the TEM-8 (Test for English Majors-Band 8) a long time ago."
Qi Xi switched to another language, this time a less common one.
"Um, sorry... I've only just encountered this language before..."
"Damn it, I don't believe you can understand it this time!" Qi Xi quickly wrote strange characters on the new sign.
Tang Ya gently scratched her cheek with her right index finger: "Is the meaning roughly the same as before?"
Qi Xi was shocked and said, "How is this possible?! This is a language I created myself, and you can actually understand it. Are you a genius? Only humans who can live by photosynthesis can do this!"
Tang Ya was speechless. They truly were master and apprentice. Facing Qi Xi, she felt like a female version of Li Wei, at least for now.
Li Wei also looked at her with admiration: "Tang Ya, to be honest, I really underestimated you before. I didn't expect you to be so smart. You're really amazing."
"..." Tang Ya sighed deeply. When Li Wei was alone, she could still put up a fight, even in the beginner world. She could barely exchange a few blows with him, but now...
"If you don't want to hear the rest, then I'm leaving," Tang Ya said with a resentful look in her eyes.
Seeing that the two had finally calmed down, Tang Ya continued, "I thought about it for a long time and finally figured it out. Rather than blindly believing what others say, it's better to believe what you see and hear yourself. We are friends after all."
Tang Ya smiled at this point: "At least my intuition tells me that Li Wei, you are a trustworthy partner."
Li Wei replied earnestly, "That's what I think too. Tang Ya, you are absolutely reliable, a teammate who can be at the bottom."
"At the bottom?"
Li Wei said seriously, "That's right. When necessary, you can also fight on the front lines as a soldier charging into battle."
"...You really don't see me as cannon fodder?"
"How could that be? You're my most important friend. Even if I really treat you as cannon fodder, as a friend, you have to forgive me."
As he spoke, Li Wei said matter-of-factly, "I stabbed you in the back, didn't treat you like a human being, and betrayed your teammates at a crucial moment, but I know we are still good friends."
"..."
Tang Ya clenched and unclenched her fists several times before finally saying, "I don't want to discuss this with you anymore."
After pausing for a while, Tang Ya reorganized her thoughts and said, "Actually, I learned about this from an old woman with prophetic abilities who told me about it in a fortune-telling shop outside the academy."
"She also calculated your past and future, saying that you used to have blood on your hands and that you might become the great demon king of the cycle of reincarnation, dominating the world."
Qi Xi and Li Wei both gave her strange looks at the same time, and Tang Ya asked, puzzled, "What's wrong?"
“Nothing,” Li Wei asked curiously, “What else did she say?”
"She also said that your current strength is incomplete, and that you are under some kind of seal..."
Before Tang Ya could finish speaking, Qi Xi and Li Wei exchanged a glance.
Is she alright now?
Tang Ya asked, puzzled, "What's wrong? I met her not long ago. Are you also thinking of going to that old woman for divination?"
Li Wei laughed, "This old lady is quite interesting."
"Master, do you think this is a coincidence or real? Actually, I don't really believe the latter, after all, your prediction could..."
Those who dared to pry into Li Wei's past have all vanished without a trace, except in special circumstances. But judging from Tang Ya's words, the old man seems to have been unaffected, which is worth pondering.
Li Wei didn't really believe it was just a pure coincidence. How coincidental would it have to be for it to accurately describe his situation?
Moreover, Tang Ya is just a freshman. If that old woman didn't have the ability to make money by talking nonsense, she wouldn't have over-speculated about herself based on Tang Ya's identity. Instead, she would have made more conservative, vague, and general speculations.
In any case, once this Ultimate High School Level trial is over and I return to the academy, I will definitely go to that shop to see that old woman.
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PDD: Although I have exams... I'll try to update whenever I have a spare moment... Thank you everyone for your well wishes, I hope I don't fail any exams... Arigato!
I'll lift you guys up high ╰(*°▽°*)╯ Having a lot of people isn't a problem; if you really can't lift it, you can just fly! [Nods]
Chapter 210 In the North There's a Husky, Hanging Itself from a Branch in the Southeast
Tang Ya listened to the conversation between the master and apprentice, feeling a bit confused, but she didn't press for details. After all, strictly speaking, her relationship with Li Wei wasn't that good; in fact, Li Wei had been kind to her. She was a person who knew when to advance and retreat, and she was the kind of person who was quite steady and mature.
If it were Yang Qianqian, she would have blurted it out without thinking, which is a difference in their personalities.
Of course... there's another point...
The tea brewed by this guy named Liu Yiqiang is quite delicious. I'll drink more of it before officially starting the dungeon.
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