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"Current remaining lifespan..."
"Tasks for the release phase..."
Li Wei handed over the ice cream he had just licked a few times and said, "Yuzuriha Inori, would you like to try some? It tastes pretty good."
"Ah."
"Mission failed... Deducted from..."
"release……"
……
"Current remaining lifespan is: %¥%#..."
"Wei, Ya just urged me to go back quickly."
Yuzuriha Inori, who had been dragged around by Li Wei, hesitated for a moment before finally speaking up.
"Oh? You should have said so earlier."
Yuzuriha Inori: "..."
"By the way," Li Wei suddenly asked, "can I join the funeral home?"
"This..." Yuzuriha Inori whispered, "Tai, would you like to come in?"
"Ah."
"Why?" Yuzuriha Inori tilted her head curiously and asked.
Based on countless lessons learned in blood.
When a girl asks you "why," it's usually not a simple question to answer.
Instead, it was a profound case analysis question.
Generally speaking, overly formal answers are not acceptable.
We need to be more strategic, and how to be strategic is where your driving license history comes in.
Outdated answers, like those ubiquitous ones found online, are definitely not acceptable.
After all, in this age of information overload, someone who spends all day playing games and watching videos can't compete with someone who spends their time browsing Weibo or something similar.
Moreover, we cannot delay providing an answer for too long.
It is often at times like these that the difference between humans and dogs is most clearly distinguished.
So don't be fooled by Yuzuriha Inori's seemingly simple question of "why." In a typical visual novel, different choices could result in a huge difference in affection level, ranging from -10 to -11.
If you choose the wrong one, you'll never be able to win over a girl.
Li Wei decided to take out his most treasured possession.
Overclocking adjustment enabled —
Enhance your emotional intelligence!
Up!
Up!
Up!
Instantly, countless classic inspirational quotes flashed through Li Wei's mind.
Time is running out.
In the blink of an eye, Li Wei made his choice.
Let's decide the winner! Prove I'm a social butterfly in one sentence Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
then
Li Wei tossed his hair, staring intently at Yuzuriha Inori with a wicked grin.
"you guess?"
call……
Li Wei breathed a sigh of relief after finally getting the answer, indicating that the overclocking adjustments he had made earlier had not been in vain.
“Oh (⊙?⊙)” Yuzuriha Inori nodded lightly, “If Wei doesn’t want to talk about it, then that’s fine.”
w(?Д?)w? ? ?
At that moment, a boy wearing the uniform of the top high school in Tianwangzhou, with short hair and a somewhat silent and aloof demeanor, passed by on the street.
The moment Yuzuriha Inori saw that person, she suddenly took a step back.
"What's wrong?" Li Wei asked curiously.
"I don't know why, but when I saw that person, my heart skipped a beat," Yuzuriha Inori said, somewhat puzzled.
Looking in the direction Yuzuriha Inori was pointing, Li Wei discovered that the person passing by was none other than Ouma Shu, the male protagonist of Guilty Crown. Beside him, Tamagatsu Sota was nagging on and on.
"When you saw him, your heart started pounding with nervousness, right?"
"Mm." Yuzuriha Inori nodded weakly.
"If I'm not mistaken," Li Wei said with a somewhat grave expression:
"In this situation, you should be—"
"Heart rhythm disorder".
"Really?" Yuzuriha Inori pressed.
“I’m not lying to you,” Li Wei nodded firmly. “Didn’t I tell you that I had someone help me get a medical doctorate when I was in elementary school? I have a doctoral degree. You can tell at a glance with this little bit of medical common sense.”
“I see,” Yuzuriha Inori said.
"Since he seems uncomfortable, let's hurry up and leave," Li Wei urged.
"Ah."
On the other side.
Sota Tamagatsu asked Shu Ouma curiously, "Shu, you've been scratching your head nonstop since earlier. Is your scalp itchy?"
"How many days has it been since you washed your hair?"
“This…” Shu Ouma said with a slightly unnatural expression, “No, I just feel like there’s something on my head, and I want to scratch it off.”
Souta Tamagatsu leaned closer to Shu Ouma's hair and looked over it. "There's nothing there. You must be imagining things."
Shu Ouma hesitated for a moment, "It must be my imagination."
"Hey, don't overthink it," Sota Tamagatsu laughed.
“Mm,” Shu Ouma replied.
That's what I mean, but why does it feel a little strange?
P.S.: Ugh...so tired. I've been sitting at the computer since around 9 PM these past few days, and I'm still writing now. I'm having writer's block...
PS2: There have been so many complaints lately that the author is struggling to keep up. If any readers have any questions, such as about the original title, please leave a comment in the review section. We may not be able to address all the questions submitted in the comments section in the future, at least for now.
PS3: Thank you to my daughter, Apple, who's obsessed with mobile games, for the donation. Daddy loves you, deeply loves you.
PS4: This book was indeed published on another website, so it's not surprising that some of you may have seen it. On that website, it reportedly performed quite well despite being published without any prior publication. However, I didn't intend to develop it there, so I didn't sign a contract or anything. Besides, I was just following the website's writing style at the time, so please don't dwell on it. The word count wasn't as high either, since I haven't updated there for a long time.
PS5: I have a feeling... this book is bound to be put on the shelves sooner or later... even if I wanted to disappear, I couldn't, lol. This book must be under surveillance, lol.
PS6: I'll see how things go tomorrow. I might have to take a day off, or I might be able to finish writing. Weekends are okay, but I'm really busy during the day from Monday to Friday, and I don't get back to writing until after 9 PM.
PS7: Ever since I found out that Bookke allows you to insert images, I've gotten a little addicted to it... Let's test the effect. If you think it affects your reading, then we won't insert it in the middle. Actually, I think inserting it would be more visually appealing...
Daily life in the real world
Coffee shop
"Li Wei, I heard you're working at a biopharmaceutical company now?"
A young man dressed in a suit, looking refined and wearing glasses asked.
Li Wei took a sip of mineral water, nodded, and said, "Mm."
"You seem to have been quite busy lately," the young man remarked. "I heard you've changed jobs quite a few times in the past few months."
"By the way, what's the name of your current company?"
The young man picked up his coffee and asked with some curiosity.
"Umbrella."
"Huh!?" The young man choked, somewhat horrified.
“Oh, don’t worry,” Li Wei waved his hand, “The company’s name used to be too low-class, and I was so annoyed that I asked the boss to change it.”
"Really?" the young man said, somewhat puzzled. "Are there still bosses this easy to talk to these days?"
“Yes,” Li Wei sighed as well, “My boss is a really nice guy. I just showed him the qualities of a well-rounded person during the interview, and I also demonstrated some good computer skills, so he hired me right away.”
“I see,” the young man said admiringly. “I have to admire your knowledge. That boss is a good talent scout.”
"By the way, I'm a little curious, what was your old company called? Was it really that low-class?"
Li Wei said "Oh," and then said, "You mean the original name of the company?"
"Let's call it 'Something Low Pharmaceutical'."
"..."
The young man shrugged. "Well, this name is a bit...incompetent at naming things."
As he spoke, the young man said half-jokingly, "You know what? When you mentioned Umbrella just now, the first thing that came to mind was the movie Resident Evil."
"Actually, I think if you were given more than ten years, you might actually be able to develop the T-virus."
"Who knows, the movie might just become reality, hahaha..."
"You said this..."
"Here you go." Li Wei took a vial of reagent out of his pocket.
Then, he casually tossed it in an arc...
P.S.: I remember some friends saying they were interested in Li Wei's real-world life. When I was searching for anime, I was surprised to find that Konosuba is getting a second season! I was so happy! Then I clicked on it and discovered there was an OVA I hadn't seen yet. After watching it, I realized this anime is absolutely amazing! I highly recommend everyone check it out. The full title is: Konosuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World! Just looking at the title, I didn't really want to click on it, but it's truly fantastic!
PS2: Ghost
PS3: Ghost
PS4: If I really can't write anything in the future, I'll try to use some side stories to fill the gap temporarily. They may not be very well written, but something is better than nothing.
PS5: Thank you
Chapter Sixty-Four: Inhumanity! The System's Severe Punishment!
Roppongi Ward, evening—
Unlike the original story, in the original story, because Yuzuriha Inori was kidnapped, Ouma Shu came alone with a map shown by Funeru.
"Tasks for the release phase..."
Along the way, the system was absolutely insane, issuing countless idiotic tasks, all of which were absolutely deadly.
To avoid the serious consequences of his sister's death, Li Wei had to endure the pain of losing hundreds of years of his lifespan and refuse everything.
It was precisely because Li Wei paid the heavy price of his lifespan that Yuzuriha Inori did not experience the situation where the male protagonist backed down and the female protagonist was kidnapped.
"Wei, we're just ahead."
Yuzuriha Inori held Funeru and said softly.
"Oh, oh." Li Wei nodded subconsciously, somewhat absentmindedly.
Yuzuriha Inori asked, "Tai, is something bothering you?"
Li Wei sighed, "Well, this matter is a little tricky."
"I'm thinking about how to switch our school's system back to Windows 7."
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