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Li Wei said seriously, "I need to find a plausible excuse for my reckless habit."

"I'm not going to live much longer anyway, so it doesn't matter if I indulge myself a little."

Bai Xinhan was convinced.

"You're from the city, aren't you?"

Li Wei shook his head. "There are really some tricks up your sleeve in rural areas these days, teacher."

No, no, no, they can't beat you, believe me.

Bai Xinhan quietly added a sentence.

"Why do I feel like I have nothing to teach you?"

"Why don't you teach me how to cook?" Li Wei blurted out.

Bai Xinhan's face stiffened. "Do you want me to teach you how to have a baby?"

"no need……"

Bai Xinhan was about to give chase when Li Wei said something else—

"actually, I……"

"Oh, it's nothing."

Bai Xinhan looked at Li Wei with surprise and doubt.

"What exactly were you trying to say?!"

Li Wei exclaimed, "I mean, how can a man give birth? Haha."

Bai Xinhan looked Li Wei up and down, suspicious of him.

Finally, she sighed and said, "Now, it's me who owes you two favors."

"what?"

"It's about the book and the permissions. I thought it would help you, but I didn't expect to benefit from it instead," Bai Xinhan said helplessly.

Li Wei waved his hand dismissively: "It's nothing, it's nothing. We've already had a relationship, what's there to care about?"

"Your relationship..." Bai Xinhan felt she couldn't refute it, after all, it was something she had initiated...

Bai Xinhan shook her head. "One thing at a time. What is owed and what is lent must be offset against each other."

Li Wei was terrified. "Teacher, please don't offer yourself to me!"

Bai Xinhan pointed at herself, staring intently at Li Wei: "Am I that bad?"

"Can you destroy the Earth?"

"……cannot."

"Don't you think that with your standards for choosing a partner, you'll never find a wife in your entire life?"

Li Wei stroked his chin and said seriously, "No, teacher, look, most female protagonists have similar powers to the male protagonist. Since I can save the world, how could my wife not be able to destroy it?"

"Moreover, based on the many magical anime I've watched, most of them don't have superhuman combat power; they're not the female protagonists."

"What use is a background female lead to me?" Li Wei curled his lip and said disdainfully.

“Very well,” Bai Xinhan sneered, “you just wait to be single forever.”

"Let me think about it. Never mind, you can go back first."

Feeling exhausted, Bai Xinhan waved her hand at Li Wei, her queenly demeanor long gone, all that talk about being a couple was already too much.

"Oh, by the way, I suggest you take all the elective courses," Bai Xinhan suddenly said before leaving.

"Huh? Didn't you say that learning so many things would be overwhelming?" Li Wei asked curiously.

Bai Xinhan gave Li Wei an encouraging look, "No, no, no, I don't think this is a problem that will bother you."

I'm more inclined to believe that it's the teachers who are facing the same problems I'm experiencing now.

Li Wei grunted and then nodded, "I see, I understand."

"What exactly do you know?" Bai Xinhan asked curiously.

Li Wei sighed: "Aren't you indirectly promoting boyfriends to your colleagues? In the end, I still can't escape my fate as a womanizer."

"...Get out of here!" Bai Xinhan picked up the whip again and roared at Li Wei.

Goddess-like demeanor? Feed that to the dogs!

"Big brother, did the Queen teacher mistreat you? I think I felt the ground shake just now." Liu Yiqiang rushed over and asked anxiously when he saw Li Wei return.

"Sigh, don't even mention it. Maybe the cucumbers are out of stock, and she insists on asking me to be her 'blue ticket' (a term used to refer to someone who uses a voucher for someone else's money)," Li Wei said helplessly.

Liu Yiqiang scratched his head, a little confused. What did the cucumber and the blue ticket have to do with each other?

Even if he didn't understand, it didn't stop him from being overjoyed when he heard the news.

"Then, big brother, am I just going to rely on you to live off me from now on? Does that mean I don't have to memorize these books anymore?"

“I refused,” Li Wei said, picking his nose.

"What!?"

Li Wei patted Liu Yiqiang on the shoulder, "Don't worry, brother. The students I taught back then could memorize this stuff in just a few hours. The teacher gave them more than a month, which was more than enough."

"Big brother, you were a teacher?"

Li Wei looked up and said nostalgically, "Yeah, I wonder how those little brats are doing."

"Before I left, the worst among that group was only able to memorize an ancient poem at a glance. With that kind of intelligence, how will they get into university?"

"Not to mention finding a job or getting married in the future, that was what I was most worried about back then."

"Brother, I didn't know college was so hard to get into," Liu Yiqiang said in horror. "No wonder I've always been so unlucky since I was a child. It turns out that the college entrance exam that year used up all my luck for the rest of my life."

P.S.: Author's eyes were playing tricks on me; it wasn't episode 25, it was actually episode 22! Upon learning this, I suddenly breathed a sigh of relief—I'd already finished halfway through!

PS2: Thank you to 54 and Yalin for the donations.

PS3: Your recent complaints are driving me crazy!

PS4: To be honest, this book wasn't originally in this style. The entire manuscript underwent a major revision, and I felt that many details in the beginning weren't handled well. I thought there would be a lot of criticism, but so far... it seems that only one person has any opinions on this book and left a comment. When I, the author, infiltrated the review sections of other books with similar results, I saw that there were inevitably some suggestions or criticisms in the review sections of many books. Surprisingly, here, um... there are very few?

This was unexpected. When I wrote on other websites before, I encountered quite a few trolls even before reaching 100,000 words. It seems the atmosphere here is quite good~(～￣▽￣)～

And you all... are the author's salt~

because--

That way, I can be a lazy bum in peace, right? ︿(￣︶￣)︿

Chapter 57 Don't you think I'm your lucky charm?

"Poor shaman."

Li Wei glanced at Liu Yiqiang with pity.

"By the way, brother, the teacher just said we should take elective courses. What do you think I should take?"

Two hours after Bai Xinhan switched spaces, she sent everyone back to the classroom.

Liu Yiqiang and Li Wei are on their way back now.

"What to study?"

Li Wei chuckled, puzzled, "Is that even a question? Didn't you just say you were having a lot of bad luck?"

Liu Yi nodded vigorously, "Yes, yes."

Li Wei slapped Liu Yiqiang on the head with exasperation, "You idiot, since that's the case, you definitely need to learn some skills that can bring you good fortune."

Liu Yiqiang exclaimed in surprise, "Brother, you have the ability to bring good luck? That's so unscientific!"

Li Wei sighed and said, "I think your brain hasn't been working properly since the college entrance exam that year. You must have been working too much overtime."

"Look at this place, what kind of place is this? Does anything here resemble the real world?"

Liu Yiqiang muttered to himself, "The steamed buns are still the same..."

Li Wei glared at him: "What did you say?!"

"No, it's nothing, brother, please continue, I'm listening." Liu Yiqiang chuckled and said with a grin.

Li Wei snorted, looking as if he already knew the ending, "So it's pretty obvious what you're going to learn."

"Become a spearman!"

"Handling with guns?" Liu Yiqiang scratched his head. "Will learning this really bring me good luck?"

Li Wei waved his hand dismissively: "Would your brother lie to you? Don't you think I'm the little bit of luck you most want to keep?"

"If you hadn't met me, would you have had a big brother to protect you?"

"If you hadn't met me, would you have had an extra half-meter-thick book to study?"

"Would you be a class monitor? Would you be the center of attention?"

"Didn't you notice how many admiring eyes were on you the moment the teacher said you were going to be the class monitor?"

Liu Yiqiang suddenly realized, "It seems that it really is true. I've unknowingly started to have good luck."

Li Wei patted Liu Yiqiang on the shoulder with satisfaction, "So, listen to me, becoming a rifleman is the right choice."

"Thank you for your guidance, brother!"

The space where everyone was just now—

The Queen said calmly, "What brings you to my place?"

Behind it, there is a pair of main tentacles on its hands, each with two fingers, and several pairs of thinner secondary tentacles. Its legs have several pairs of thicker tentacles. It wears a yellow academic gown, and its balloon-like head is adorned with a square cap.

Koro-sensei's expression turned a sad pale blue: "Sigh, those students failed to assassinate me again. This is the 174th time."

"I am truly heartbroken."

"You're talking like they can actually kill you." The air distorted, and a man dressed as an instructor, wearing an Action Kamen mask, appeared to the side.

"Yo, Old Killer."

Koro-sensei patted the instructor on the shoulder, his expression turning a relaxed pale pink.

The murderous instructor glanced at Koro-sensei indifferently: "Don't pat me on the shoulder unless it's absolutely necessary."

The Queen laughed: "Forget it, you old blockhead, your deadpan tone won't scare the octopus."

"What, she still refuses to become your disciple?"

The instructor sighed helplessly: "She has always insisted that she has a mentor."

"Really impressive?"

The Queen lashed out with her whip, and three chairs appeared beneath the three of them, who then sat down.

"Actually, I'm quite curious, and I wonder if we can invite her master to the academy."

With his green striped expression, Koro-sensei asked, "Do you really think there are people in reality that are that powerful? Stronger than me? Wouldn't that mean they're about the same as me?"

The instructor said calmly, "Want to fight?"

The Queen lashed out with her whip, annoyed: "Alright, Octopus, stop teasing the old man. He's become so rigid ever since he put on the mask."

"Hmph." The killing instructor stiffly turned his head away.

"Before today, I never imagined there would be such a powerful person in reality." The Queen sighed and recounted Li Wei's story.

Koro-sensei's expression immediately turned serious and pale. "Could it be a chosen one of the gods?"

"Those favored by the gods deserve to die!" The instructor unleashed a chilling killing intent.

The Queen shook her head: "I can't sense any divine favor. Besides, he has a relationship with the Vice Dean. The Vice Dean wouldn't be unaware of the importance of matters concerning those favored by the gods."

"If they sense the aura of divine favor... the academy will likely be attacked by a swift and coordinated attack."

“Those people don’t want to see a god-favored person like that again.”

The murderous instructor spoke again: "A favorite of heaven and earth's destiny?"

"No, he doesn't have that strong aura of being enveloped by luck."