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"Forget it... I'll just keep encouraging Zhao..."
At this point, Shen Gongbao stopped worrying about whether he had forgotten anything.
I looked up, and Zhao Gongming was nowhere to be seen; he had vanished.
"Ouch...it hurts so much." A new memory suddenly appeared in Shen Gongbao's mind.
"Wen...Wenxuan! Wenxuan, how dare you..."
Chapter 274 Catching a Blade Barehanded
Shen Gongbao also harbored resentment towards Wenxuan at this time.
"When I return to Chaoge... I will definitely send people to search for the whereabouts of this Wenxuan."
"No... since this person can silence me without me even noticing... they're definitely not someone I can mess with."
Shen Gongbao also created an image of a strongman for Wenxuan.
We still need to go back and reconsider...
Shen Gongbao looked around and felt like he was being watched. Not daring to linger, he immediately left.
"This Jin'ao Island is too strange... It seems we have no choice but to ask those two in the West for help."
Before leaving, Shen Gongbao was still cursing.
However, Shen Gongbao was unaware that his actions had been observed by the Sage of Heaven.
Although the calamity has begun and the secrets of heaven are unpredictable, even he, a sage, cannot fathom them, but... he will still keep an eye on Jin'ao Island.
Shen Gongbao's strange behavior today also caught his attention.
As Shen Gongbao departed, the pair of eyes in the sky also disappeared.
The scene shifts, and Wenxuan is still drawing lots.
As the roulette wheel spun, Wenxuan kept his eyes glued to the pointer, afraid of getting a bad number.
"Hmm! Another gold one!"
"Could it be that he took Ah Yin's first blood before she transformed?"
Although Ah Yin had already given birth to a child, she sacrificed herself to Tang Hao, which will become Wen Xuan's martial soul, essentially giving her a new form.
Therefore... that membrane... was broken by Wenxuan this time.
"It must be... It seems that Ah Yin is a person of great fortune."
Muttering to himself, Wenxuan didn't forget to summon Ah Yin to his lap.
Looking at Ah Yin's incredibly alluring and fiery private parts, Wen Xuan felt a surge of anger rising within him again.
However, it is still being extracted, and the extraction has been suppressed.
Although his anger subsided, Wenxuan's hands were not so well-behaved.
While gently kneading Ah Yin's round, snow-white breasts, he also smiled as he looked at the roulette wheel.
"I wonder what kind of treasure it is, or if it's a Moon Ripple (a rule-based skill)."
Wenxuan also thought of what he had just obtained (Fellow Daoist, please wait).
Wenxuan was getting impatient. When he got back, he would definitely experiment on those silly birds from Shrek Academy.
What will the results be like then...?
Just as Wenxuan was mentally making up stories about Tang San and the others, an electronic voice sounded in his mind.
Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn Li Jing's joke from "100,000 Cold Jokes": 100% catching a blade barehanded.
"That's fine..."
"A conceptual marvel!!!"
Wenxuan was also extremely excited when he heard the system announcement.
Therefore... the large thunderbolt in his hand was squeezed and deformed by his force.
Scattered Phosphorus II Erba Si “Ugh~~ Master~~”
Hearing a soft, tingling sound on his leg, Wenxuan didn't even bother to check the system notification.
Instead, his gaze burned as he looked at the pitiful woman on his leg.
At this moment, Ah Yin was lying on Wen Xuan's lap completely naked, with a beautiful face and a hot and alluring body. Who wouldn't be confused by her?
Seeing Ah Yin's resentful gaze, which also held a hint of pleading, Wen Xuan chuckled.
"I was too excited, it's okay... You should go back to sleep for a while, and we'll continue after you've recovered."
"You...you promised me you'd only do this once, how could you..."
Upon hearing Wenxuan say that they should continue, A Yin's entire body flushed red.
She had just witnessed Wenxuan's beastly behavior; he simply didn't know the meaning of cherishing women.
She also experienced a variety of strange positions.
She had never treated Tang Hao like this before. Tang Hao, aside from getting her face covered in saliva, would just... find external things to satisfy her.
At the time, she thought it was unlikely that she could give birth to Tang Hao's child, but... Ah Yin didn't care, after all, she belonged to the conservative faction.
Marry a chicken, follow the chicken; marry a dog, follow the dog.
Since she married Tang Hao, this child, no matter how it came about, is Tang Hao's.
In fact, Tang San's origin may also be that he was injected into Ah Yin's body by the combined efforts of the Asura God and the Sea God.
After all... Tang Hao is always a man who lasts only a few seconds.
Far away.
Looking at Wenxuan's face, Ayin didn't know how to face Tang Hao anymore.
Anxiety was written all over her beautiful face.
Firstly, it was about how to face her child and man; secondly... Wenxuan truly made her experience the joy of being a woman.
The joy of soaring into the clouds is incomparable to the drooling that Tang Hao experienced.
However, this kind of happiness made her feel as if she were committing a crime.
"Alright, alright, then you can go back inside first. I'll take you to see your child and Tang Hao when I have time."
Wenxuan didn't press the other party at this moment, as he had more important matters to attend to.
Wenxuan was incredibly excited when he saw the prompt in his mind.
He waved his hand and took Ah Yin into his body.
"You... shameless..."
As they retrieved it, Ah Yin's feeble curses could still be heard.
However, for Wenxuan, a keyboard warrior, it was nothing more than a gentle breeze that didn't bother him.
Wenxuan naturally ignored it.
He let Ah Yin verbally abuse him as she pleased inside his body.
Ding! The conditions for cross-exchange have been met in this extraction. Please prepare accordingly.
The ability to catch a blade barehanded is a passive skill. As long as the host swings the sword, the nearest person will kneel down and slide in front of the host to catch the sword. If the host does not put the sword away, the person catching the sword will remain in the catching position.
Note: This skill has room for improvement but cannot harm anyone; the user needs to practice it extensively.
"The potential for advancement... isn't it possible to achieve what Li Jing did, where a wave of his sword would cause a whole group of people to kneel down and receive it?"
The thought of that scene filled Wenxuan with uncontrollable joy.
Chapter 275 The Dimension of 100,000 Cold Jokes, Madam Yin
Just as Wenxuan was still happy, the electronic voice sounded again.
"Damn! This is bad..."
Ding! Please prepare yourself, host, you are about to travel to the world of 100,000 Cold Jokes, 3...2...1...
Upon hearing this voice, Wen Xuan's heart sank. The system had indeed misbehaved.
If you give someone a divine skill and then send them right to their master, wouldn't that be asking for a beating?
The other world is an abstract world, where all sorts of strange and wonderful creatures can be seen.
However, Wenxuan could confirm that Li Jing had just learned how to catch a blade with his bare hands.
"Damn system... can't you at least give me some preparation for the world... damn it..."
As soon as Wenxuan finished speaking, he was enveloped in a white light, and then he disappeared from the Douluo Continent plane.
Meanwhile, in the world of 100,000 Cold Jokes.
Li Jing's residence.
"Master, Master, Madam has given birth!" A servant rushed into Li Jing's bedroom.
Upon hearing the sound, Li Jing also looked towards the door.
A servant hurriedly pushed open his door.
"What... she gave birth."
Upon hearing that his wife had given birth, Li Jing was incredibly excited.
Ignoring the servants' recklessness, he hurried towards his wife's room.
"My wife, my wife..."
Li Jing excitedly pushed open the door and looked at the gentle woman lying on the bed.
The moment he saw the woman, Li Jing abandoned his usual stern demeanor towards his servants and put on a gentle smile.
"Ah...husband?"
Hearing the door open, Madam Yin, who had just given birth, turned her head with a smile.
"Husband, what brings you here?"
"Why can't I come? By the way, my wife... you've been pregnant for three years and finally given birth. I wonder if it's a boy or a girl?"
Li Jing was also curious and asked, after all... compared to his other two sons, this son who was born this time was particularly special. Not only had he stayed in Madam Yin's belly for three years without being born, but he was not even in the mansion when he was conceived.
He hadn't been back for a long time.
He also became suspicious, even thinking that his wife had cheated on him with another man.
(100,000 Cold Jokes belong to the category of abstract humor, so don't take them too seriously; just relax and enjoy them.)
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Jing's face darkened, and he immediately walked towards the place where he kept his sword not far away.
"What the hell did this thing come from? I'll chop this monster up!"
After saying that, Li Jing drew his sword and slashed at the conspicuous dark fleshy ball on the ground.
"My lord... please spare the ball with your sword."
Madam Yin didn't know what was going on. She had been lying weakly in bed, but suddenly she knelt down and accepted the sword.
The moment she clasped her hands together, Madam Yin felt completely at ease, as if her body was out of her control.
"My lady, don't stop me. You've been pregnant for three months and six months, and now you've given birth to such a monster. It must be the work of a demon."
Feeling Li Jing's hand trembling more and more excitedly as he gripped the sword, Lady Yin also spoke up to explain, saying:
"My lord, this is not our child. To be honest, this ball was accumulated by me picking my nose for three years while I was doing nothing. I have been keeping it a secret from you all this time. I am truly sorry."
"My wife, could you be any more boring..." Li Jing breathed a sigh of relief.
"By the way... what about the child?"
Li Jing also looked at Lady Yin, who was kneeling and receiving the sword, with a puzzled expression.
"Your child is here..."
Hearing Li Jing calling for him, a burly man's voice also sounded behind him.
"Uh!" Upon hearing this voice, Li Jing was somewhat afraid to face reality and too scared to turn his head.